Mike Pence and the Weaker Sex

Governor Mike Pence signs Indiana’s We Don’t Serve Your Kind into law with the approving gaze of Indiana’s various mullahs, clerics, and militia tribesmen.

Just for shits and giggles, let’s take a look at the very wooden Mike Pence and his relationship to women.

On March 29, Pence addressed some sort of Womens Empowerment panel . I believe this is when he won some sort of Working for Women Award from a group that features KellyAnne Conway (Bullshit Barbie to you and me) on their board of directors. (And I would cite this in more detail but the White House has pulled his remarks, which were up earlier. Go figure.)

And the very next day, Pence used his role as the President of the Senate (a function of being VP) to break a tie and in essence he cast the vote that will allow Y’all Qaeda to defund Planned Parenthood. It was so eff’ing empowering of him, huh?

And we also learned that Pence has some sort of rule that he will not be alone with a woman other than his wife because, you know, The Fall of Adam. Them Jezebells are out to seduce our man Pence, and he is too weak to resist unless his nutty wife is there to ensure that little wooden Pence says in his trousers.

One can think of this last one as something sort of silly, but consider this: Pence will have closed-door meetings with men and men as trusted advisors, but that’s a role he will not allow women to have. It is gender-based discrimination, but I am sure he would position and frame it as being his religious freedom, and you know, eff the skirts.

So, as you can see, his record is mixed.

Not really.

Besides being a liar, Mike Pence is also a theocrat. And the thing to know about Xristian Theocrats is that they give themselves an eternal Get-Out-Of-Jail-Free card: the end justifies the means. They can lie, cheat, steal, and kill (think of Dr. Tiller’s Killer) if the cause is just or justifiable in that twisted theology. So in just a matter of days, Pence can go from never being alone with a woman (other than his wife) to addressing a roomful of harlots, to taking away their agency in healthcare. It’s the triple-Salchow of double-speak.

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4 Responses to Mike Pence and the Weaker Sex

  1. Osirisopto says:

    No women, eh… how about young girls.

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  2. roket says:

    Yeah, Mike Pence is so good looking he has to fight off the womens. Not sure how they get past the SS.

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  3. paul fredine says:

    his need to use his marriage as a shield makes me wonder if it’s that he doesn’t trust women because, after all, they’re all seductresses who might try to lead him into temptation, or that he doesn’t trust himself, which then makes us/me question his proclamations of respect and fidelity (i.e. ‘if it wasn’t for my wife i’d be bangin’ all that cooch as much as i can because i’m a man, dammit. a god fearin’ good christian man!’) after all, like his bff he respects women, he really, really does…as long as they walk three steps behind and treat him as the lord and master he is.

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    • tengrain says:

      Paul –

      Xristian Xrazies will always blame women for the Fall of Man. It’s really deep-rooted misogyny. The only woman that they like is Mary and I think that they have their doubts about her, too.

      Pence (while amazingly stupid) is also a true believer. Women are always offering him the apple.

      Rgds,

      TG

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