News That Will Drive You To Drink

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The Angry Inch, Dumb Spice

Our old pal, Stupid Spice, is giving the writers at SNL a hand cramp this week. But he graciously took the time away from his busy job (breaking as many commandments —and not the fun ones— and challenging the Beatitudes) to yak it up with the CBN’s David Brody. I wonner what he’s gonna say?

White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer appeared on CBN News’ “Brody & Browder” show Wednesday and while we discussed the issues of the day, religious liberty and the mainstream media, we also delved into his faith.

He’s a dedicated Catholic and that faith has sure been tested on a daily basis. He tells us that despite all the bad comments coming his way he tries to still take the high road.

“There are a couple bad apples that I try and pray for,” Spicer told us.

And that’s a hard-hitting, Xristian interview, right there. The End.

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9 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Nora Daly says:

    Tim calls him Sphincter!


  2. M. Bouffant says:

    He’d better be praying that Baby G-Zus hasn’t heard him lying through his teeth on a daily basis.

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    • roket says:

      According to reliable sources Stupid Spice has a Priest on call 24/7 and his office also serves as a confessional. And of course there are always Indulgences what with the entire US Treasury at his disposal.


  3. moeman says:

    Was he an altar boy?


  4. wallacehenrya says:

    If the “couple bad apples” he is praying for have the last names of Trump and Pence then…… Good Job!


    • MDavis says:

      That was “try and pray”. How the Jeckyll does one “try and pray”? Don’t you just :”pray” or don’t? “Pray or pray not, there is no try. M-hm”


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