Trump: Now Watch Me Pull A Rabbit Outta My Ass

More slight of hand from Hair Führer:

(Apologies to Rocky and Bullwinkle!)

So as we watch the 4th Reich FAIL on their legislative initiatives, let’s watch Trump try to rally his racist base by sending out Confederate Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III:

Pure red meat…and if you think it’s coincidental, well, listen to General Sessions list of (alleged) crimes that immigrants (allegedly) commit and in his charming antebellum accent, in your mind add “to our white women” at the end. This also has the bonus effect of punishing the big librul cities and not the hillbilly elegy heartland, so win-win!

Sure, Trump might not have been able to take away healthcare from tens of millions of “them,” but he will get “them” — whoever the them might be.

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2 Responses to Trump: Now Watch Me Pull A Rabbit Outta My Ass

  1. Condi says:

    What a maroon…

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  2. roket says:

    The rubes do love them some steak tartare. Especially the kind made from finely chopped raw horsemeat with a heaping side helping of steaming fresh bullshit. Nom nom you betcha.

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