Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Paul Ryan

“Trust me, girl.”

“You have all heard me say this before, moving from an opposition party to a governing party comes with growing pains. And, well, we’re feeling those growing pains today.”

…except that Republicans have held the House for 6 or 7 years, ZEGS.

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7 Responses to Your Saturday Bottomless Mug of Stupid is Served, Paul Ryan

  1. Bruce388 says:

    Nobody knew governing would be so complicated. SAD!


  2. roket says:

    Why yes, I have heard him say many times that he doesn’t know how to govern. Not in those words but by his deeds and his proposed legislation. Anyway, he can only hope that the rubes remain patient during his tremendous learning curve.


    • CalicoJack says:

      Howdy Roket!

      Oh, they’ll be patient, Roket. They’ll be patient, all righty, because for them the choice is between living an incredibly destructive life style of everything from drinking and smoking and opioid addiction to voting for the fuckers that sell their lives as cheap resources to corporate and industrial America just like Ryan and the Ol’ Pussy Grabber were prepared to sell them to the insurance companies or voting for a woman for president. And, given that choice, these fuckers will take a bullet to the brain every time.



  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    These assholes finally have to do their jobs.


  4. laura says:

    Man, waiting for that call from the Koch bros after seeing tax cuts for the rich part 1 go down like the Titanic, and bigger tax cuts for the rich part 2 taking on water must be like waiting on dad to get home from work to deliver the spanking that was beyond mom’s big wooden spoon must have ZEGS flop sweating like never before.
    It gladdens me.


  5. Green Eagle says:

    Growing pains, or in Ryan’s case, perhaps shrinking pains.


  6. paul fredine says:

    yeah, we’ve heard him say it before, many, many times so he’s just like his president (i.e. “i’m smart’, “i’m rich”, “i’m gonna be winning so much you’re gonna be sick of winning”). is he saying it so many time times to convince us or himself? now, one of the few things ryan wants to hear trump say is ‘i have total confidence in paul’. that phrase means ‘write your will, dude, your career is dead’.



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