News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

[Ed. — After all of todays shocking revelations of international intrigue and the madness of Hair Führer, I thought we should focus for a moment on something positive. You know, another kind of palate cleanser, as it were… TG]

Hey guys, you know how every single Xristian Xrazie and every organized sex scold with a fax machine were telling us how they were going to destroy Disney via boycotts for the remake of the Beauty and the Beast that has a quick moment of attraction between La Fou and another man.

So how did they do?

Beauty and the Beast breaks box office records

Boy, that’ll teach Disney!

Blink and you would miss it? Yes:

Somewhere, Monica Cole is weeping. Hopefully not too close to her overworked fax machine at 1MMs World HQs and supply cupboard.

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3 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. E.A. Blair says:

    I also know that Alex Goldschmidt doesn’t know how to spell “bestiality”.


  2. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Just because and…


  3. Bruce388 says:

    Pat Robertson predicted natural disasters for Disney about a million years ago. So any day now….


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