Happy Hour News Briefs
[Ed. — After all of todays shocking revelations of international intrigue and the madness of Hair Führer, I thought we should focus for a moment on something positive. You know, another kind of palate cleanser, as it were… TG]
Hey guys, you know how every single Xristian Xrazie and every organized sex scold with a fax machine were telling us how they were going to destroy Disney via boycotts for the remake of the Beauty and the Beast that has a quick moment of attraction between La Fou and another man.
So how did they do?
Boy, that’ll teach Disney!
— Alex Goldschmidt (@alexandergold) March 19, 2017
Blink and you would miss it? Yes:
— Michelle Layfield (@M_Layfield) March 19, 2017
Somewhere, Monica Cole is weeping. Hopefully not too close to her overworked fax machine at 1MMs World HQs and supply cupboard.