Women’s History Month
Mike Pence is at your cervix, ladies!
The Independent Women’s Forum will present Vice President Pence with the Working for Women award at an event celebrating women’s history month.
In case you were wondering: The Independent Women’s Forum is a conservative nonprofit where Bullshit Barbie herself, Kellyanne Conway, is a board member. Their Mission is to “improve the lives of Americans by increasing the number of women who value free markets and personal liberty.”
Mike Pence has spent his entire career trying to prevent everyone who is not straight, white, Xristian and male from having any personal liberty. Especially women. Let’s look into this, shall we?
Mike Pence tried to defund Planned Parenthood as Governor of Indiana, signed a law that banned abortions for fetuses found to have disabilities, and increased the duration of an HIV outbreak due to his Xristian belief that viruses choose their victims based upon his own moral code. Additionally, Mike ‘Free Market’ Pence destroyed Indiana’s local economy to protect Xristian bigots from having to accept filthy money to do their fucking jobs like bake cakes, take pictures, and deliver flowers for their clients if they happened to be LGBTQ americans. As Jeebus wanted.
Yes, for reasons we do not understand, Mike ‘Fetus Funeral’ Pence is being awarded something other than the right to a trial by a jury of his peers for (and I quote):
“The award recognizes an individual who values free markets, works to create a more dynamic and innovative work world, and celebrates the valuable contributions women make to society”
“…as incubators for the next generation of rapists’ babies,” the announcement did not conclude.