News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Lookout, Jeebus! The goalpost looks like a crucifix!

Over at Barbwire, the blog-like thingie of Matt Barber, the man who only thinks about hot, sweaty man-on-man sex with thighs like pistons that can pump all night, fellow Xristian Xrazie Cliff Kinkaid takes a break from his usual beat-down on the ‘mos and turns his gimlet eye to Trump loyalty within the Intelligence Community:

With massive leaks of classified information, some of them stemming from undiscovered moles in the intelligence community, the media continue treating former officials of the CIA and NSA who have presided over this debacle with honor and respect.

That’s quite a lead you got there, Sparky.

The Business Insider article, “7 things the CIA looks for when recruiting people,” is one of the worst examples of this obsequiousness. It is a plug for a book by former CIA and NSA director Michael Hayden, Playing to the Edge: American Intelligence in the Age of Terror. Hayden was once photographed with former CIA/NSA analyst Edward Snowden, who fled to Moscow after disclosing classified information that helped our enemies. Snowden posted the photograph on his Twitter page.

That’s a pretty good smear you got there, Comrade Sparky.

…With people like Hayden so clueless about the failures of U.S. intelligence in “the age of terror,” we have to wonder if the Trump administration will seek major changes and budget cuts in the intelligence community, which spends $50 billion a year.

Sweet mother of Dawg? Say what?

…But rather than examine the hiring practices at the CIA and other agencies, the House and Senate intelligence committees are mostly looking at allegations launched by anonymous sources from within the intelligence community against Trump and his “Russian connections.” These leaks appear to be the fulfillment of what Scheuer alluded to—the revenge of the Democratic staffers and sexual minorities put in place by the Obama administration. They have taken the offensive against Trump in order to protect their privileged positions.

Ah, we knew Cliff couldn’t let a week go by without taking a swipe at the ‘mos.

Going beyond this dreadful possibility, the leaks could be a way to divert attention away from moles for Russia or China in the CIA and other agencies. This would be a classic case of communist-style disinformation.

“Gay, Democrat moles for Russia or China…” he didn’t say, his right eye twitching slightly, spittle forming around his lip.

If this traitorous conduct within the intelligence community continues, and Congress spends its time on other matters, the only alternative Trump might have is to drastically cut the intelligence community’s $50 billion budget. Perhaps that would get their attention.

And so there we have it. Either be loyal to Ill Douche or have your budget cut. Republicans have such an interesting view of loyalty: it all seems to be transactional. You buy it.

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