UPDATED: Today in Traditional Family Values

To fit the cliché, I’d start looking for the dead girl.

UPDATE 1: Charges are being pressed:

The charges include: soliciting prostitution of a minor, prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church and transporting for the purpose of prostitution.

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8 Responses to UPDATED: Today in Traditional Family Values

  1. Bruce388 says:

    Somebody get Joe Scarborough on the case.

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  2. skinnydennis says:

    Wacko. From ballotpedia.

    Human fetuses in food
    In January 2012, Shortey introduced legislation to ban the use of aborted human fetuses in food. Shortey told members of the media that he had conducted Internet research which led him to believe a ban was necessary.

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  3. RWW says:

    I hope he and his possibly underage male partner realize every sperm is sacred.

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  4. Mr DeBakey says:

    “prostitution within 1,000 feet of a church”

    What’s this? The Mary Magdalene Law?

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  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Conservatives are only against same-sex liaisons if they are consensual.

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  6. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Also, I bet this pig-person made a big deal about Hillary’s ‘Comet Ping Pong child sex ring’.

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  7. Redhand says:

    OMG a gen-u-ine live boy case!

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  8. roket says:

    Welfare check? Guess next time he has wild and crazy sex in a motel room he’ll gag the crazy little bitch.

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