News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Theocrat Rick Joyner tells us all about the miracle healings he and his fellow grifters —especially David Hogan— have performed this weekend.

Hogan, as we learn, has many resurrections on his C.V. It always amazes me in this day and age of cellphones with video that there are no movies of these events. Go figure.

So I guess these people don’t need healthcare, they have Hogan.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. E.A. Blair says:

    Good luck trying to use your credit cards or collect Social Security after you’ve been dead and resurrected.


  2. Randall says:

    When you believe in things you don’t understand you’re gonna suffer…
    superstition ain’t the way
    — Stevie Wonder


  3. paul fredine says:

    give me proof to back up the words.


  4. lahruRuss says:

    “I think we were in Austria, Switzerland or one of those kind of countries?” He also early on said he wasn’t sure if one of the miracles happened yesterday or the day before. Sounds kind of fishy if you ask me. Also, the Players Club type jacket and the shades? What a fool.


  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Of course, it’s bullshit, but if he genuinely believed that his followers are going to heaven, why would he bring anyone back from the dead, thus delaying their entrance into heaven?


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