Fleeing the Scene of the Crime, Cont.

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback is in talks with President Donald Trump’s administration about taking an ambassadorship position, according to sources close to the governor.

No offer has been extended yet, according to the Kansas City Star’s sources, but the Republican governor has discussed the possibility of taking a position as the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations for food and agriculture, a position that would move the Midwestern governor to Rome.

I think at this point, the citizens of Ayn Rand’s petri dish, er, Kansas, would pack Brownback’s bags for him and prepare a delicious cheese sandwich and pool their meagre funds together to purchase the customary roadmap just to get him the hell out of their state.

(Raw Story)

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4 Responses to Fleeing the Scene of the Crime, Cont.

  1. Ali Redford says:

    Well, I won’t try to speak for every Kansan, but I’m aware that I’m not the only one who begrudges that man every penny of public money that he has, along with those he’ll continue to receive.


  2. Condi says:

    Running fast and far from the despoiled state of Brownbackistan is certainly in character with both ol’ Sam’s character & past actions. Unfortunately his replacement, Coyler, appears to be as empty-headed as Sam himself. The only question is whether Coyler is also slobbering all over the Koch brothers’ rings.

    As someone who lives in Kansas City (Missouri), less than a mile east of Kansas, we used to get together (Taunting Parties, we called them) to let our friends and neighbors to the west have it. “Hey, idiots,” we’d taunt. “Figured out yet ol’ Sam is screwing everyone of you at the Koch’s behest?” That was a fun taunt. Good times.

    But this past fall Missouri elected Eric “Minigun” Greitens and we realized we’ve not a leg to stand on. Plus? We’re afraid to leave our houses lest “Minigun” show up and mow us all down.

    You all might want to continue to fly over Kansas and Missouri for the foreseeable future. I’m jes’ sayin’…


  3. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Where can I send some cheese for his trip.


  4. HarpoSnarx says:

    You just KNOW there’s a Repubick successor to the future Ambassador to Galt’s Gulch in the wings. The Goopers will not help themselves.


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