Cindy Jacobs Wants To “Harvest” The Jews

Our Lady of Good Shoe Wear and Bountiful Pasta, self-proclaimed prophet Cindy Jacobs waddles about the stage and nasally tells us that…

“…“that one of the things I believe that’s going to bring a great harvest of Jews is the Christians becoming so profoundly wealthy … that it’s going to make them jealous. The wealth and the riches that we’re able to obtain is going to make them jealous.”

Blood is the harvestA great harvest of Jews…

OK, harvest is really offensive and Hitler-y. But even more offensive is this white Xristian meme that Jews are only driven and inspired by money, and if Xristians become rich, well of course the Jews will convert to Jeebus, and then He will return!

Historically this sort of talk leads to Xristians isolating Jews to ghettos (from Venice’s Giudecca to Russia’s pogroms, to Third Reich’s concentration camps) and then it’s only a matter of time before some nut proposes a Final Solution.

That people like Cindy Jacobs can wrap Anti-Semitism in Jeebus-speak is shameful. Methinks she forgets that Christ was Jewish, and oddly, that he was all about sharing the wealth. Go figure.

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10 Responses to Cindy Jacobs Wants To “Harvest” The Jews

  1. This goddammit useless pile of pulverized pig pancreas has never read a single word Rabbi Yeshua bin-Yusef said. And if she heard it, she’d be leading the charge to nail him to the nearest moving nuclear waste train.

    I don’t believe in any of that shit, but was raised Catlicker, and if Jeezy atchally ever existed, he appears to generally have been kinda groovy. Unending wine, bread and smoked trout (hey, xtians have their delusions, I have mine) make the damn party. And someone losing an eye.

    This bloodfart is all about Paul or teh OT. SmiteKillSmiteSomeMoreAndWomenAreSubhuman. If there is a Sky Elf, no, if there is a BURNY Elf, he’s looking forward to anal.

    Choke on some pasta, Cin-Cin.

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  2. Somehow they always forget Yeshua was a nice Jewish boy who lived with his parents well past the age of majority. Some theorize he played a lot of World of Warcraft in his parents’ basement.

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  3. roket says:

    Give me all your money and Dog will make you rich which in turn will make all the Jews jealous. Win-Win-Win.

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    • Steve-O says:

      Except if I give you all my money, how can I ever become rich as all my money goes to God?
      And if God is all powerful, what does he/she/it need money for?
      Further proof that the greatest con ever perpetrated on mankind was religion.

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      • Bruce388 says:

        That’s the problem I see here. Giving money to the Falwells, Grahams, Crystal Cathedral, and the other assorted cons has a negative impact on the victims’ finances.

        At least the casinos offer a chance at a payout.

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    She’s blithely spouting this garbage in the midst of continuing threats against Jewish schools and community centers. What the hell is wrong with her? These attacks don’t occur in a vacuum.

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  5. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Hebrew = Jewish
    Rabbi = Married
    Christ was a married Jewish rabbi.
    O.M.Yahweh
    The Da Vinci Code was right!!
    People will swallow any garbage if it’s first wrapped up in a pretty bow.
    That’s a Hobby Lobby bow not one of those sinful Hallmark things.

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  6. Christians like her are some of the many reasons why Jews like me own and practice with weapons.

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  7. Pupienus Maximus says:

    Two old friends, both Jewish, are walking together when they pass a church with a sign out front “we will give $200 for converting to Christianity.” (Read the following with a Brooklynite borscht belt accent).

    First guy says “hey – I’m going to go see about it. $200 is $200.” Second guy says, somewhat horrified, “you’d offend G*d for a tiny windfall?!?” Guy 1 sez “aah, it can’t hurt.” Guy 2 waits for his friend to return. When 1 returns 2 asks “what happened, did you get the money?” 1 looks at him with slightly crossed eyes for a moment then “It’s always about money with you people, isn’t it.”

    I’m here all week! Don’t forget to tip your waitress!

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