Another Bright Idea From Rand Paul

“Which dimension am I in today?”

Schrödinger’s Senator, the physics paradox known in this dimension as RAND PAUL, the man from the multiverse where anything is possible including being elected in THE 2016 GOAT RODEO and being elected to the Senate or both or neither can happen at the same time or never, has sumpin’ to say about the ACA replacement:

“We own repeal. We ran on it. It is our idea. We have to pass it cleanly, now,” Paul wrote in the joint op-ed with Rep. Mark Meadows (R-N.C.), who leads the far-right House Freedom Caucus.

You got that right, Sen. Aquabuddha, you own taking healthcare away from Americans. Treasure this moment.

“Then we owe the American people a real-old fashioned period of allowing all ideas to be debated and voted on to produce the best product possible.”

The Schrödinger aspect: at the beginning of The Russian Usurper’s reign of terror, Rand Paul was pushing for having the Repeal & Replace happening at once, not with some sort of limbo for him and the paste-eaters to pontificate endlessly. I guess Dad’s White Supremacist Email List needs some stoking?

Sen. Aquabuddha is doing one of his famous “It doesn’t go far enough” protests, which makes him popular with his base of Ayn Rand cosplayers.

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7 Responses to Another Bright Idea From Rand Paul

  1. Oblios_Cap says:

    Who are the “Conservarives”?


  2. roket says:

    I thought the Democratic Party was supposed to be the party in turmoil. Go figure.


  3. w3ski says:

    Not exactly turmoil I think. They are firing all the guns at once and hoping something sticks. In my life I had never seen so many bad bills and other ideas at one time. Methinks they know the Cheetolini will sink soon and they want to get every mean spirited and anti American thing out that they can think of, while he is still afloat. What a bunch of Mean People we have in power now.


    • If by “Mean People” you mean “outright sociopath Monsters from the Id who would set Dexter’s spidey sense all a-tingle”, then yes we have a bunch of “Mean People” in power.


    • MDavis says:

      Once they get what they can out of this year’s Santa Congress they will be starting a wish list for next year. They won’t run out of ideas. Remember, based on projection we are talking about people who think that pizza delivery should include your choice of sides – if you know what I mean.
      They will never run out of very, very bad ideas.


  4. C Montgomery Burns says:

    “It doesn’t go far enough” aka
    Corporate welfare good.
    Helping those in need, bad.

    How Christian of him.


  5. wallacehenrya says:

    This guy is playing with fire! My understanding is that Kynect is one of the most popular and successful of the state exchanges.

    If Democrats cannot change the Trumpian narrative that Republicans champion the best interest of the “common man,” well then…..


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