Happy Hour News Briefs

Building A Better Theocracy

Our theocratic man-crush Teddy Shoebat must have been home when Monica Cole’s 1MMs fax machine delivered the bad news about Disney. He’s gone all sticky, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

And so Teddy now has prepared “a whole video” (not a half?) to talk about the ‘mos and Disney. It’s like gospel mixed with snuff porn. Proceed at your own risk, all trigger warnings are in effect. (No embed for all the right reasons.)

Pro-Tip: if you look behind him, you can see the Shoebat bed, unmade, where young Teddy dreams of a world burned pure. Sadly, there is no one else in his dream world, but that’s the price Teddy pays for being so true to his mission. And he’s starting to look at his right hand with suspicion IYKWIMAITYD.

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4 Responses to Happy Hour News Briefs

  1. I always love me a photo of Touchdown Jesus!

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  2. paul fredine says:

    why, when i look at him can i only think ‘he looks like he’d be right at home in an isis camp, and not as a hostage’.

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  3. paul fredine says:

    he says you can tell a plant is sick by the spots on it’s leaves. what about the spots on his face?

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  4. paul fredine says:

    he says disney was evil from the very beginning. yup, bambi and dumbo were PURE EVIL!!!! and don’t get me started on that slut who lived with seven men!!!

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