This Exists

You can click the image to learn all about “The i.Con Smart Condom, which markets itself as the “world’s first smart condom,” is actually a ring that fits over a boring, dumb condom and claims to track the exercise of your man bits, as well as detect chlamydia and syphilis.”

And it shares the data with your friends on Social Media. All the data. Optimistically, it holds an 8-hour charge, you stud.

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3 Responses to This Exists

  1. quakerinabasement says:

    What chucklehead thought THIS was a good idea?

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  2. grs says:

    it holds an 8-hour charge

    Bullshit. There’s no way that thing holds a lifetime charge.

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  3. Bruce388 says:

    “Baby, it was really great meeting you at TGI Fridays. However, something tells me you need to get to the clinic for a shot.”

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