The Afternoon Quote

Kiss Jeebus on the lips.

Dr. Jeebus is here to see you.

“Just like Jesus said, ‘The poor will always be with us.’ There is a group of people that just don’t want health care and aren’t going to take care of themselves.”

— Rep. Roger Marshall (R-KS). Oh yeah: He was a doctor before he became a member of Congress.

I musta missed the part in the Bible where Jeebus demanded a co-pay before he cured the lepers.

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5 Responses to The Afternoon Quote

  1. cat copeland says:

    Yep, yep. That’s what jeebus sayed. I was there!! He came climbing down off his pet dinosaur & was speaking with reporters when this question came up! Jeebus said, ” People DON”T want health care!!” They truly want to be poor, sick & dying! Marshall, you truly are an ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  2. See, the thing with that verse, over-abused by kkkhristian cons, is that Jesus is DIRECTLY referring to Deuteronomy 15:11– “For there will never cease to be poor in the land. Therefore I command you, You shall open wide your hand to your brother, to the needy and to the poor, in your land.”

    You cannot have the one without the other. Jesus wasn’t saying fuck the poor, he was reminding them that God still commands them to take care of the least among us. See also Matthew 25:40.


  3. Retiredeng says:

    Hippocratic oath: (partial)

    “I will remember that there is art to medicine as well as science, and that warmth, sympathy, and understanding may outweigh the surgeon’s knife or the chemist’s drug.”



  4. Bruce388 says:

    Some people don’t want health care because sickness is sooooo much fun.


  5. This was right after Jesus said “Just lay back and think of Judea.”


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