Shorter Pence: N’uh-uh

Mike Pence was in a war zone once before. Never found the pot of gold.

Mike Pence was in a war zone once before. Never found the pot of gold.

Fat Termite, er, VP Mike Pence tells us that his use of private email was nothing like Hillary Clinton’s use:

“There’s no comparison whatsoever,” Pence said following an event he did with House Speaker Paul Ryan in Janesville, Wisconsin, when asked about whether his situation gave him any sympathy for the Democratic presidential nominee.

Oh, I can hardly wait to hear his technically astute analysis of what was different.

Pence used a personal email when he discussed issues like the resettling of Syrian refugees and other matters on an AOL account that was hacked in a phishing scam, according to emails released Thursday.

 Well, he’s got me there. It WAS nothing like Clinton’s usage, it is much worse. AOL? the little drink coaster thingies from the mail every couple of days? Really? AND HE GOT PHISHED?

(“The Prince of Nigeria was very nice,” Pence didn’t say.)

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5 Responses to Shorter Pence: N’uh-uh

  1. E.A. Blair says:

    Of course it’s different. After all, Pence is a god-bothering fearing Republican and Mrs Clinton is a vile commie heathen DemocRAT who was probably born in some foreign country like the Chicago suburbs.


  2. Retiredeng says:

    Oh, it was different alright. Pence’s was way worse.


  3. roket says:

    Also too, I heard a rumor that the White House leaks are coming from an Android inside the White House.


  4. laura says:

    “There’s no comparison whatsoeuver,” because everyone knows IOKIYAR he did not have to add.

    I’ll see your fat termite and raise you an evil race bannon.


  5. MDavis says:

    No comparison because in Pence’s case there has already been an authenticated security breach. Do I win a cookie for guessing right? Do we get to Lock Him Up?


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