News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Building A Better Theocracy

Hey guys, remember that time that the prophets grifters like Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs were bringing their A-game, Star Trek-style to DC to protect Donald Trump? You know, the hysterical POTUS Shields on maximum (“Ah canno’ hold’er much longer. She’s gonna blow, Cap’n!”), and all that gibberish followed by the inevitiable send money because Paradise doesn’t take AmEx and requires 2 forms of ID if y’all gonna write a check (Grifters Gotta Grift)?

Anyway, one of the self-proclaimed prophets is telling us a success story of how Jeebus is looking after The Russian Usurper! Take it away, Lance Wallnau:

Yup: the Oscar envelopes. Shoulda known that the big dog was working for PriceWaterhouseCooper. And I thought it was Satan. Go figure.

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4 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Based on the still image alone, there’s no fucking way I’m watching that video.


  2. Osirisopto says:

    Well someone certainly looks foolish.


  3. paul fredine says:

    ‘all night long they were bashing trump.’
    really? i honestly can’t remember one time they actually even mentioned his name. and for someone who infers he never watched but a video of the end he sure knows a lot about the ‘all night long’ bashing. i’m thinking god filled him in because apparently god had the time to watch the whole thing just to make sure trump was properly ‘anointed’. what a sanctimonious douche.


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