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Building A Better Theocracy
Hey guys, remember that time that the
grifters like Our Lady of Bountiful Pasta and Good Shoe Wear Cindy Jacobs
were bringing their A-game, Star Trek-style to DC to protect Donald Trump? You know, the hysterical POTUS Shields
on maximum (“Ah canno’ hold’er much longer. She’s gonna blow, Cap’n!”), and all that gibberish followed by the inevitiable send money
because Paradise doesn’t take AmEx and requires 2 forms of ID if y’all gonna write a check (Grifters Gotta Grift)?
Anyway, one of the self-proclaimed prophets is telling us a success story of how Jeebus is looking after The Russian Usurper! Take it away, Lance Wallnau:
Yup: the Oscar envelopes. Shoulda known that the big dog was working for PriceWaterhouseCooper. And I thought it was Satan. Go figure.
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