Humpty Dumpty To Build A Wall

Trump enthusiast tests walls.

Trump enthusiast tests walls.

TMZ tells us…

Donald Trump is officially ready to go to wall — he put out word for construction companies to prepare their bids to build the multi-billion dollar project … as promised.

The Dept. of Homeland Security, Customs and Border Protection just posted notification that it will be accepting electronic bids starting on March 6, and will be a two-stage process. First step is submitting a design for the wall.

Link to the document on TMZ.

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11 Responses to Humpty Dumpty To Build A Wall

  1. roket says:

    Money’s no object as long as it reinforces republican ideology, therefore, the job will go to the highest bidder.

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  2. Sirius Lunacy says:

    Trump’s Wall (Part 1)

    Putin Hacked across the ocean
    Destroying our democracy
    A dipshit in the Oval Office
    Donald what else will you tweet at three
    Donald what’dya tweet about at three
    All in all it was just a brick in Trump’s wall
    All in all it’s all just pricks building walls

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  3. Oblios_Cap says:

    Better design your wall with big gold “T”s on the top every half mile if you want to get the bid. Just sayin…

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  4. trgahan says:

    I’d like to meet the totally above board, in no way connected with the American or Russian mobs or, Mexican Cartels, design/build engineering firms who are actually burn their own money designing a massive engineering feature for a project congress hasn’t authorized a red cent for and when asked Speaker Ryan won’t commit to funding.


  5. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    We should all submit bids. I think I’ll draw up a Skeletor-esque monstrosity festooned with papier-mache skulls.


  6. A.J. says:

    …”for the design and build of several prototype structures“.
    06 March issues solicitation.
    10 March (4-days later) submit concept proposal.
    20 March (10-days later) down select.
    24 March (4-days later) final proposals due..
    ~15 April (about 3-weeks) Multiple-awards.

    I’ve done MANY federal bids. This one is a goat fuck, esp. with multiple awards. It will never fly (like all the other times they tried to monitor the border.)

    And trgahan above is correct: Without budget approval, and without the funds OBLIGATED, this one is DOA.


  7. C Montgomery Burns says:

    That TMZ has a copy of the…..

    Ya know, it sort of makes sense.


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