News That Will Drive You To Drink

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They say in time you end up with the face you deserve.

They say in time you end up with the face you deserve.

“It’s difficult for me to call myself a feminist in the classic sense because it seems to be very anti-male and it certainly is very pro-abortion,” she explained. “And I’m neither anti-male or pro-abortion.”

“Turns out there are a lot of women who just have a problem with women in power,” Conway added. “This whole sisterhood, this whole let’s go march for women’s rights. And you know, just constantly talking about what women look like or what they wear or making fun of their choices or presuming that they’re not as powerful as the men around, this presumptive negativity about women and power, I think, is very unfortunate.”

We are pleased and honored to bestow upon Bullshit Barbie one Golden Schlafly for her work in undermining feminism. Somewhere in the great beyond, Schlafly is ironing Satan’s boxer shorts and smiling.

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8 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. moeman says:

    Pretty sure Schlafly is sucking the ashes out of Satan’s scrotum.


  2. stopthemovie says:

    Kelly Ann was ridden hard and put away wet!


  3. laura says:

    Another thing she ain’t – pro female.
    She’s a Schlafly alright, a Real Schlafly.


  4. Oblios_Cap says:

    I like her “deer in the headlights” look. It looks natural.


  5. Jim says:

    She is so utterly confused about what feminism is and clearly has packed a lot of her psychological issues into her definition of feminism.


  6. Bruce388 says:

    “…just constantly talking about what women look like…” — Bullshit Barbie

    “Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that?” — Trump
    “A woman who is very flat-chested is very hard to be a 10.” — Trump
    “Nice tits, no brains.” — Trump


  7. osirisopto says:

    No one calls you a feminist, Barbie.


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