CNN Politics tells us that a spokesperson for The Russian Usurper actually said this with a straight face:
Sarah Sanders, a Trump spokeswoman, responded to questions about selling access Sunday by saying that Trump’s visits to Mar-a-Lago make him accessible to “regular Americans,” even though the membership fee is roughly four times the median family income, per the US Census Bureau.
Mar-a-Lago-A-Go-Go costs $200,000 for a membership, so you know, regular americans can buy access. Probably can find that kinda cheddar in the sofa cushions if it was worth it to go look for it.
I can haz impeachment now?