News That Will Drive You To Drink

Happy Hour News Briefs

Remember that time Jerry Falwell attacked the Tellytubbies because one of the genderless critters carried a purse? Yeah, well, we have a new entry in the genre! Let’s meet Reverend Keith A. Ogden who seems to think that the American Girl Doll Company has an agenda because they now make… American Boy dolls!

“This is nothing more than a trick of the enemy by the Gender Neutral Movement to (emasculate little boys) and confuse their role to become men.

GMA reported this morning “America Girls” are now making boy dolls, they say, “gender neutral”…. #HUH

This is nothing more than a trick of the enemy by the Gender Neutral Movement to (emasculate little boys) and confuse their role to become men.

There are those in this world who want to alter God’s creation of the male and female. The devil wants to kill, steal and destroy the minds of our children and grandchildren by perverting, distorting and twisting to TRUTH of WHO GOD created them to be.

The Word of the Lord says: John 10:10, The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I came that they may have life, and have it abundantly.”

Um, maybe what they meant when they said that the boy doll is gender neutral is that he doesn’t have a package, unit, trouser snake so parent need not worry when little Sally (or Mikey) is humping the doll? Or maybe they just want to sell more dolls to more kids?

And just in case you think Dude is anti-doll, he tells us some of his best bros (literally) played with them:

The new doll is a male drummer alongside Tenney Grant, a girl doll who loves country music.

“We play with action figures. My brother played with G.I. Joe with the kung fu grip,” Ogden said.

But that’s TOTALLY different.

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6 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Why do people get so concerned over pieces of plastic. It’s just the same doll with different clothes (more or less). I remember being sent a petition about kinder eggs and how they should have gender neutral toys…out of all things gender related plastic toys are surely at the bottom of the list.

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  2. I can only assume he’s been railing and wailing about Ken since 1961?

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  3. Randall says:

    This is from a priest?
    Good Lord…
    Google “priest”, “molest”, and any major city in the USA
    I’ve lost ALL confidence in The Church in matters of child-rearing.
    OK, that may have been a poor choice of words…

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  4. C Montgomery Burns says:

    #HUH ?
    #ActionGrip
    Some of us prefer #BuzzLightYear

    With or without action grip.

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  5. glitterbug says:

    “The Devil made me buy this dress!”

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  6. Pingback: Attack of the Boy Doll – FairAndUNbalanced.com

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