UPDATED: 500 Quatloos Milos is Not Going To CPAC

Milo Yappingpapaya (my spell checker whimpered and ran back into its cave so we’ll have 6 more weeks of typos), the gay agent provocateur of Brietbart, who has been invited to the Wingnuttian Hate-a-nanny better known as CPAC, has a problem on his usually gloved hands (opera-length): he’s on tape seemingly advocated for pedophelia:

“‘We get hung up on this sort of child abuse stuff,’ Yiannopoulos is heard saying in a video … ‘In the homosexual world, particularly, some of those relationships between younger boys and older men — the sort of “coming of age” relationship — those relationships in which those older men help those young boys discover who they are and give them security and safety and provide them with love and a reliable, sort of rock, where they can’t speak to their parents.'”

“‘It sounds like molestation to me,’ an unnamed person tells Yiannopoulos in reply, likely an interviewer.”

“But you know what? I’m grateful for Father Michael. I wouldn’t give nearly such good head if it wasn’t for him,” Yiannopoulos replied, using a euphemism for male oral sex.

So, Yappingpapaya takes to the glamorous Book of Faces to proclaim! his innocence. He starts off graciously, as only he can: A note for Idiots. He gives himself a 10-point defense, including that he has outed (other?) pederasts(!).

We can go on and on about the right to say whatever comes into your damn head, but Free Speech is about the government not sensoring you, private entitites can. Given that CPAC almost always endorses the most far right wing theocrat in all their endeavors, we bet that Milos will not be addressing CPAC, which oddly draws a number of young boy conservatives.

(Eww, gross, but I bet that will play into their decision to pull his invite from their self-proclaimed (white) family-friendliness. They won’t want the liability.)


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7 Responses to UPDATED: 500 Quatloos Milos is Not Going To CPAC

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Meanwhile, decent LGBTQ people will continue to be branded as pedophiles because of asshole Milo’s pathologies. This creep is pure poison.

    Did the execs at Simon and Schuster know about this when they offered him 250K for a book deal?


  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    On a snarky note, I’d heard of Pedobear, but not Pedotwink.


    • tengrain says:


      Is there age bracketing on Twinks? Or is it an attitude thing? Because if it is age, I think he’s past the shelf-life; if it’s attitude then he’ll be one for life.




      • Pupienus Maximus says:

        There is no hard age limit but it’s really really really hard for someone past their early twenties to self label as twink. In my forty plus years of being an out gay man, I’ve known fewer than a handful of people who could get away with it. Thing is, twinkness is less about attitude than being “some stupid kid.” So he’s got that part down in spades.


  3. osirisopto says:

    So the xristians will have to choose between their hate and their nazism.

    Hmmm… I’ll see your 500 Quatloos and raise you three child brides.


  4. Pupienus Maximus says:

    BUT THAT’S CENSORSHIP!, no reich wing fuckwads who were shouting that very thing about the Berkeley incident said.

    Countdown to ephebophile vs. pedophile in 5 … 4 …

    I am looking forward to telling people that the definition of ephebophile is a pedophile with a thesaurus.


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