News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Ladies and gentlemen, Sen. Ted Nugent.

Rock musician and NRA board member Ted Nugent is considering a run for U.S. Senate next year, the “Cat Scratch Fever” singer said Thursday.

The 68-year-old Republican and avid Second Amendment supporter confirmed his interest in competing for Michigan Democrat Debbie Stabenow’s Senate seat this week after a local blogger touted him as a potential GOP candidate Tuesday.

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12 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. Mr DeBakey says:

    Well, wang dang sweet poontang, that’s the best news I’ve heard since my Cat Scratch Fever tests came back negatory!

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  2. roket says:

    Will he shit his pants if he wins the nomination??

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  3. E.A. Blair says:

    I will read his obituary with great satisfaction.

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  4. I thought that mofo lived in Texas where he ran his “ranch” offering canned tame animal slaughter great white hunting experiences?

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    • Nora Daly says:

      Ted Nugent, the once Michigan-based rocker and hunting activist, says he plans to get a Texas driver’s license soon and will become a Texas resident in 2005. Nugent moved his family to Crawford, Texas, where President George Bush owns a sprawling ranch, about 18 months ago.Dec 27, 2004

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  5. Osirisopto says:

    I don’t know whether to laugh, cry or run away.

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  6. Plummet says:

    I can’t wait for the primary, the Nuge and Kid Rock

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  7. Mr DeBakey says:

    This post got me thinking about the only Nugent album I ever owned, “Gonzo” – the double live album.

    I was always a sucker for a double live album – Uriah Heep, Rare Earth, Deep Purple, Three Dog Night and so on, even Neil Diamond […grab the old ladies, everyone goes].

    When I heard Gonzo I was predisposed to say “Hell, yeah!”
    After a few weeks of listening, I was saying “What is this shit?”

    The best track on the album is a cover of “Baby Please Don’t Go”
    Its also the worst version of that song I’ve ever heard.

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  8. It’s the only path further below the bottom of the barrel after Trump…So of course they are going to run him.

    Dumbass Clarke is not going to be re-elected, so his paymasters are fluffing him to take on Tammy Baldwin, and he promises to make her sexual orientation an issue.

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  9. I think I just facepalmed through my head.

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