Tweet, Twit, Twat

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“A Strong Man for Troubled Times”

And so it’s come to this: members of the US Senate —Republicans!— are now Tweeting to Hair Führer to get his attention:

We are so eff’ed.

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5 Responses to Tweet, Twit, Twat

  1. roket says:

    Um, was he using a secured server???

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  2. Redhand says:

    Since the shit-gibbon is functionally illiterate, it’s probably the only way even a US senator can get his attention. He’s gone on record numerous times saying he doesn’t like to read stuff. So perhaps his caregiver staff will read the tweet to him, very slowly.

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    • Retiredeng says:

      I think they should go straight to pictures. He seems to be unable to read just about anything taking more than ten seconds. After that his mind is elsewhere. Even better if he’s in the picture. Self love is a terrible affliction.

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  3. Mr DeBakey says:

    There are refugee Australians? Wow, Who knew?

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  4. Mr DeBakey says:

    In related news:
    A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines. This is a
    pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette,
    but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

    “Black Stump Bordeaux” is rightly praised as a peppermint flavoured
    Burgundy, whilst a good “Sydney Syrup” can rank with any of the world’s
    best sugary wines.

    “Chateau Bleu”, too, has won many prizes; not least for its taste, and
    its lingering afterburn.

    “Old Smokey, 1968” has been compared favourably to a Welsh claret,
    whilst the Australian wino society thouroughly recommends a 1970 “Coq du
    Rod Laver”, which, believe me, has a kick on it like a mule: 8 bottles
    of this, and you’re really finished — at the opening of the Sydney
    Bridge Club, they were fishing them out of the main sewers every half an
    hour.

    Of the sparkling wines, the most famous is “Perth Pink”. This is a
    bottle with a message in, and the message is BEWARE!. This is not a
    wine for drinking — this is a wine for laying down and avoiding.

    Another good fighting wine is “Melbourne Old-and-Yellow”, which is
    particularly heavy, and should be used only for hand-to-hand combat.

    Quite the reverse is true of “Chateau Chunder”, which is an Appelachian
    controle, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation — a fine wine
    which really opens up the sluices at both ends.

    Real emetic fans will also go for a “Hobart Muddy”, and a prize winning
    “Cuiver Reserve Chateau Bottled Nuit San Wagga Wagga”, which has a
    bouquet like an aborigine’s armpit.

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