Mars. Needs. Women.


Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie) breathlessly tells us…

The Trump administration is considering a bold and controversial vision for the U.S. space program that calls for a “rapid and affordable” return to the moon by 2020, the construction of privately operated space stations and the redirection of NASA’s mission to “the large-scale economic development of space,” according to internal documents obtained by POLITICO.

The keyword here is private. But the cost to get it built will be ours. Do continue.

The early indications are that private rocket firms like Elon Musk’s SpaceX and Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin and their supporters have a clear upper hand in what Trump’s transition advisers portrayed as a race between “Old Space” and “New Space,” according to emails among key players inside the administration. Trump has met with Bezos and Musk, while tech investor Peter Thiel, a close confidant, has lobbied the president to look at using NASA to help grow the private space industry.

Remember when Peter Thiel wanted to create a libertarian utopia on a flotilla of artificial islands, too? Yeah.

Noot in Space

Even Noot, always spacey, is getting in on the act:

Former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, another commercial space evangelist with close ties to Trump, is also pushing the White House to embark on a major effort to privatize U.S. space efforts…

“No NASA program dominated by bureaucrats could take the risks, accept the failures and create a learning curve comparable to an entrepreneurial approach,” he added. “Just think of the Wright brothers’ 500 failures in five summers at $1 per failure. Ask how long NASA would have taken and how much it would have cost.”

So it seems that his advisors are all onboard and pushing him. But when dealing with the Grifter-in-Chief, you have to propose it so it benefits him personally:

The more ambitious administration vision could include new moon landings that “see private American astronauts, on private space ships, circling the Moon by 2020; and private lunar landers staking out de facto ‘property rights’ for American on the Moon, by 2020 as well,” according to a summary of an “agency action plan” that the transition drew up for NASA late last month.

Ah! Property rights! They found the key to Trump’s shitty heart!

Two words: Trump Uranus.

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4 Responses to Mars. Needs. Women.

  1. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Fiscal Conservative GOP approved!
    They could use all the money they saved by (not) building the Tex-Mex wall on (not) funding Moon Base Alpha!
    So dreamy…..All the kids want to be them.

    Oh no!
    The funding was blocked in committee.
    Sad face.
    We need the money (not) to investigate Yemangazi.


  2. roket says:

    So Newt believes that strapping a motor to a kite and flying to space are comparable? Isn’t he special?


  3. Jim says:

    Quite aside that none of these plans is even remotely feasible by 2020 or years after for that matter, what would be the point? Mining? The shipping costs alone would be utterly prohibitive and I don’t see this fitting into the ecotourism market.


  4. HenryWallace says:

    File this right behind Chimpy McSwagger’s call for manned mission to Mars (Jan. 2004)!

    Now all he has to do is find a way to fund it using tax cuts!

    Seriously, please go to the American people and ask them to sacrifice, not for the future benefit of all mankind, but rather for the benefit of private ownership!

    Small man becoming smaller; sad!


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