The First Shady, er, Lady Is Not A Tramp You Guys!

Melanoma said what?!

Melanoma said what?!

This astonished me:

Melania Trump filed her third defamation suit against the Mail Online over an August 2016 article that accused her of having once been a prostitute, arguing for the first time that it ruined her “once-in-a-lifetime opportunity” to cash in on the presidency…

”Plaintiff had the unique, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, as an extremely famous and well-known person…to launch a broad-based commercial brand in multiple product categories, each of which could have garnered multi-million dollar business relationships for a multi-year term during which plaintiff is one of the most photographed women in the world,” the Manhattan suit says.

“These product categories would have included, among other things, apparel, accessories, shoes, jewelry, cosmetics, hair care, skin care and fragrance,” according to the $150 million filing.”

And I thought that Chimpy’s Crime Family was beyond the pale (or pail, if you know what I mean and I think you do), but the Trumps are all just grifting away in plain sight.

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8 Responses to The First Shady, er, Lady Is Not A Tramp You Guys!

  1. Imma be different here.

    I don’t like the concept of Melanoma. Not a damn bit. Maybe alone, in private, say, with her mother, who is apparently her only friend, she’s sweet, but I have a hard time seeing it from a distance. However.

    I’m not sure how much I can hate her. As noted by others – this is hardly an original thought to me – she gives a strong vibe of being viciously emotionally abused, which I would not at all put past the Spray-Tanned Herpe. He is be-wigged vermin. Whatever he has over her, prenup, custody, whatever, she believes that he has her by the short hairs. She’s not particularly educated, and I’m certain he made a dog and pony show, with 10 of his lawyers present, of giving her papers to sign. Also Dumb Spice to identify the ponies.

    I don’t know if she’s a good person; in fact, I suspect she’s just a person, a little good, a little bad. Maybe somewhat more bad, as shown above, but maybe not at the evil level of the Syphilitic Man-Baby suckling from Bannon’s tittie and tugging at his miniature umber genitalia at the thought of having some servants lynch some black people for him as a lunchtime light entertainment. The ghost of Alighieri is aetherically active, asses over elbows, inventing new levels of hell for the Propecia Precedent, the Redneck Whisperer, the Tacky Tangerine. Along with Bullshit Barbie and Dumb Spice and the Homocidal Hobo.

    I don’t know. Maybe I’m a softie.


  2. osirisopto says:

    M’thinks she doth protest too much.


  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    She can always sell a product line of lubes, handcuffs, and crotch less panties.

    About that “most photographed” bit, she’s ghosting around in Trump Tower. Has she been seen in public since the Inauguration? Also, who’s footing the security bill for this?


  4. Bruce388 says:

    Aren’t there residuals from Melania’s nekkid photos and lesbian videos?


  5. HarpoSnarx says:

    Jeeze. Her soulmate and best friend is befouling and orange staining the linen at 1600 all by himself. Cough. Funny, not of the corrupt pervs at the other end of Pennsylvania Avenue aren’t inquiring into the sanctity of this presidential arrangement. Oh wait, no “D” after the name. Let the looting continue.


  6. jimbo57 says:

    “Furthermore, your Honor, let the record show that these egregious and vicious slanders have screwed my client out of a small fortune in merch and celebrity endorsement opportunities. We will be seeking exemplary damages…unless, of course, they have video, in which case, bygones…”



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