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News That Will Drive You To Drink

Shorter Hair Führer: “I noticed this guy,” Trump didn’t say, “Douglass. He’s done an amazing job. Yuge.”

Now the full thing:

“Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who has done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice. Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks and millions more black Americans who made America what it is today. A big impact”

This is a sophomore who didn’t do the reading assignment trying to BS his way out of an F on a bluebook exam. I don’t think he knows Douglass is dead. It’s like Trump expects Douglass to show up on the Apprentice.

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5 Responses to Happy Hour News Briefs

  1. roket says:

    Frederick Douglass invented peanut butter. Speaking of peanuts. Show us you taxes.

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  2. Bruce388 says:

    Pretty sure he’s weak on Tubman and Parks.

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  3. “Look at my African-American history over here.”

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  4. paul fredine says:

    the meeting was less about black history month and more like a display of how ‘his’ african-americans ‘love’ him.

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  5. glitterbug says:

    One of our intrepid media organizations must have a “Fred Douglas” they can send to the next presser.

    Maybe dress him up in period attire?

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