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OMG, you guys! World Nut Daily founder Joseph Farah admits that climate change is real and that we humans are responsible!!1!
I used to be a “denier,” as those who sacrifice their reasoning ability at the altar of Big Government power label skeptics of man-made, catastrophic climate change.
If you asked me, do you believe in it? I would have said no… I do believe man’s behavior on the Earth can have catastrophic consequences – and, indeed, has in the past.
Yay! We have a convert!
However, before the climate-change lobby begins celebrating a convert to the cause, let me say unequivocally that my acceptance of past, current and future changes in the climate – including those with potentially catastrophic results – has nothing whatsoever to do with an increase in carbon dioxide in the atmosphere due to the activity of mankind.
Instead, I have concluded that previous climate catastrophes have been the result of another activity of man – the commission of sin.
Sweet Jeebus! Yeah, I’m good, but I don’t think I’ve generated enough heat commissioning sin to change the world’s climate.
When Adam and Eve committed the first sin by eating of the fruit of the Tree of the Knowledge of Good an Evil, everything changed – including the climate…
This is really messed up. I’m no theologian, but we were told in Sunday School that it was the knowledge of Sin that threw A&E out of the garden, not sin itself.
The coming climate change would be as radical as the one experienced by Adam and Eve.
Cannot hardly wait to hear…
Apparently, it had never rained on Earth before this time, so it was a true test of Noah’s faith that the whole world would be consumed in a massive global flood. But that wasn’t the only cause of the flood. Not only were the windows of heaven opened for 40 days, but so were the fountains of the great deep.
Wow. Just wow. I left out his theory of Sodom and Gomorrah for the sake of brevity, but Farah has it on good authority that fire from the sky counts as climate change. Farah is playing coy about what the current sin that is causing the ice to melt and whatnot, but I’m sure he will let us know. You see, this is a multi-part series. Stay tuned!