More Exciting News From Trump Tower!
GOP could not have scripted a worse Day One for Trump.
not possible
— Eric Boehlert (@EricBoehlert) January 22, 2017
Let’s see:
- More people attend protests than attended the Russian Usurper’s inauguration.
- Sean ‘My Little Pony’ Spicer gets all pissy about crowd sizes, lies to the press at the first press conference for the new administration and walks away without taking any question!
- Trump goes to the CIA and lies them.
Yeah, pretty much worst first day ever.
UPDATE 1: Oh, and there’s this:
It only took an hour for those populist words delivered on the steps of the Capitol to ring hollow. Actions always speak louder than words. pic.twitter.com/jrIrC8NFGZ
— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) January 20, 2017
When Wall St. Schumer can hand you your ass, you’re compromised.
Mock Paper Scissors 
Lies to the CIA?
Did he try t0 sell them retirement condos?
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Pro-tip for Hair Führer: don’t lie to the CIA, especially when you are ripping them in front of their wall of fallen agents, and opposite the Truth Shall Set You Free quote carved in the wall.
Jeebus, what a fool.
Rgds,
TG
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Let the War on Truth begin.
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“I have a running war with the media. They are among the most dishonest humans being on earth,” Trump said.
Funny thing to say since he lives (and dies?!) by public opinion.
Could it be that they are just reporting what they see happen and hear from the Monster of Orange?
Could it have been worse…well:
He could have slapped his sad little child for not smiling.
He could have spoken the oath of office in his native parseltongue.
The WH web site could have put wife #3’s products on it.
His son-in-law could have peed on the Oval Office’s rug and mumbled ‘Mine, My rug’ and who’s to say he didn’t.
Then there’s Tiffany Maples-Trump aka daughter #17c, she could have gone around and put her initials on all the art work while mumbling ‘Mine and this is mine and this one too’.
And then we come to the CIA and their blunt, to the point response to Dear Leader:
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Making private sector financing more competitiveshoring up the banksters on day one? Shocking.LikeLike
Who will be the first victim of the Presidential Tweet?
Monsanto?
Google?
Twitter?
Coffee futures?
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No. The chicks for screwing up his coronation’s optics!
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So you think he’s going to short Johnson & Johnson?
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Is Nazi Barbie the new name for KellyAnne LieMyAssAway?
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I think we need to ask the Scissorheads. This is an important question that must be resolved democratically in the finest Trumpian tradition. (An election, usually rigged.)
Rgds,
TG
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