Direct Hit: The Fourth Reich Is Taking on Water

From CNN (you know, Hair Führer’s least loved news network):

Washington (CNN)President-elect Donald Trump’s choice to be labor secretary has voiced second thoughts in recent days, because of a relentless barrage of criticism from Democrats, labor unions and other liberal groups, a business ally and GOP sources tell CNN.

Andy Puzder is the CEO of the company that owns the Hardees and Carl’s Jr. fast food chains.

“He may be bailing,” said a Republican source plugged into the Trump transition effort. “He is not into the pounding he is taking, and the paperwork.”

Puzder (which I always spell Pudzer first), is the CEO that likes to feature buxom women in bikini’s eating a burger, and often dripping his secret sauce on them. Err, Karl’s secret sauce, that is. On themselves, not them. Say, is it getting hot in here?

Anyway, Pud decided to reassure The Russian Usurper in the only way known to get through to him: Twitter.

…to which your lowly scribe replied:

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7 Responses to Direct Hit: The Fourth Reich Is Taking on Water

  1. lisahgolden says:

    Can’t Trump just hire a robot for the position?


  2. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Well sex does sell, as the saying goes.


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