Happy Hour News Briefs
This one defies all description: the Xristian Xrazies (“intercessors”) are going to march around the White House, chanting prayers, for a week to blow down the walls like Jericho as the avowed wall builder hisself, Russian Usurper Donald Trump takes the oath of office:
1. Jan. 14-19 — Teams of intercessors will be prayer walking (marching) around the U.S. Capitol and the White House complex, declaring the coming presence of our Lord and destruction of the walls of protection around those oppose Him. Those not able to be in D.C. during these times may do the same during their prayer times.
2. Jan. 20 — As President Trump finishes his oath of office, at the moment of the power transition, all intercessors are instructed to shout to the Lord with faith and expectation that the spiritual walls will be destroyed at that moment. For those not in D.C., please do this wherever you are, and consider joining thousands across this nation by dialing 712-432-0075, then enter the code 1412452#. The call will start at the beginning of the Inauguration ceremony.
Of course, being a liberal, I am cursed to remember all the other times zillions of Xristians were going to show up to force the Kenyan to resign and what not, and a small bloatilla of medicare Hoover-scooters showed up and then broke for lunch to never return.
And of course my personal favorite Xristian Xrazy rally was for the Ex-gays:
Maybe these 12 dudes will show up to blow down a wall?