Governor Mike Pence signs Indiana's We Don't Serve Your Kind into law with the approving gaze of Indiana's various mullahs, clerics, and militia tribesmen.

Governor Mike Pence signs Indiana’s We Don’t Serve Your Kind into law with the approving gaze of Indiana’s various mullahs, clerics, and militia tribesmen.

So who is Mike Pence auditioning now?…Future-former Gov. Pat McCrory, the defeated governor of North Carolina (R-Panty Sniffer), that’s who!

Two days after conceding in the North Carolina gubernatorial race, Republican Gov. Pat McCrory plans to meet with President-elect Donald Trump in New York, Trump’s transition team announced Tuesday morning.

Sean Spicer, a Trump spokesman, told reporters McCrory is expected to meet with Trump on Wednesday at Trump Tower but gave no further details.

Neither McCrory’s office nor campaign has confirmed the meeting. Trump plans to be in Raleigh, N.C., on Tuesday night as part of his “Thank You” tour.

You know, the Peter Principle Exhibit A: a one-term governor who eff’ed up even worse than Mike Pence when he got on his knees to give the Xristian Xrazies a knobber; I’m pretty sure Trump would call him a LOSER, but Pence would call this theocrat friend brave and misunderstood.

For a 1/17 of a point counting towards your pre-holiday midterms, tell us (in the comments, with a #2 lead pencil) what office Pence has in mind for McCrory.

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16 Responses to POP QUIZ!

  1. roket says:

    Sect of State of course, because Guiliano & Romney are making waves.


  2. purplehead says:

    Surgeon General, because I’m pretty sure he’s been to the doctor at least one time.


  3. Nora Daly says:

    What a complete nightmare of a cabinet!


  4. Perdurabo says:

    His name alone qualifies him for Ambassador to Scotland.


  5. moeman says:

    Secretary of Sex Change

    Minister of Make it Splash(or else)

    Chair of Lid Up or Down

    Leader of the House of Hate


  6. laura says:

    Interfaith Inspector General, Civil and Criminal.
    Investigations, referrals for prosecution, opportunity grants, internships.


  7. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Attorney Genital

    Liked by 3 people

  8. Secretary of the Posterior. It’s where his head is at.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. Bruce388 says:

    New McDonald’s pickup boy. Because you can’t trust Chris Christie with a bag of Big Macs and those delicious fries.


  10. RobGinChicago says:

    A bit off-topic, but WOW!! Wonder if this is possible (and wonder even more if Senate Democrats have the stones to try it)

    David Waldman (KagroX on Twitter) suggests a way Democrats in the U.S. Senate can show the country they’re tired of having sand kicked in their faces. Karoli at Crooks and Liars explains:

    On January 3, 2017, Democrats will hold the majority in the Senate for a few minutes, until the newly-elected Senators are sworn in. Biden could convene the Senate in those few minutes and call for a vote. The majority could then suspend the rules and vote in Merrick Garland.

    The key here is that VP Biden would have to be willing to convene the Senate and recognize Senator Dick Durbin instead of Mitch McConnell. Durbin moves to re-nominate Garland, and Senate Democrats then vote to confirm him. They will have a quorum for those few minutes.

    It’s bold. Garland would be confirmed by 34 Democrats and no Republicans. It will certainly enrage Republicans, but they’re already enraged and full of hubris about how they’re going to screw Democrats anyway, so what do they really have to lose?

    Not much. It takes courage. It takes a resolve to do what’s right for this country, to reclaim the Supreme Court nomination Republicans think they stole from us. It takes backbone.

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  11. Office of Failing Upwards….


  12. C Montgomery Burns says:

    Sect of the Dept of The Lady Doth Protest To Much.

    I’ll miss Mrs. O.


  13. jimbobarebob says:

    Head Bathroom Monitor


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