What’s Next For Gov. Sammiches?

Chris Christie tries charm offensive to get Reince Priebus's old job.

Chris Christie tries charm offensive to get Reince Priebus’s old job.

Again, from Tiger Beat on the Potomac:

New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie is expressing serious interest in the job of [RNC] chairman — and he’s getting an audience to make his case. Christie told senior members of Donald Trump’s presidential transition team on Thursday morning that he is interested in the post … One person said the governor had embarked on an aggressive, ‘full-court press’ in hopes of getting the chairmanship.

Can one run the RNC from the Federal pokey? Maybe he should try to be the fare collector at the bridge. Let the punishment fit the crime, as the song says. Besides it would be fun to watch him get into the booth every morning.

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3 Responses to What’s Next For Gov. Sammiches?

  1. Sirius Lunacy says:

    The RNC will absolutely love someone with his resume. The experience at shutting down bridges and creating selective traffic congestion will be an extremely valuable tool in voter suppression.

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  2. roket says:

    Sorry. You have to wait until Trump is finished eating before you can have whatever crumbs are left on his plate.

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  3. Gov. Sammiches has seen it done in Goodfellas, so he knows it is possible, and he’s been practicing his razor blade Garlic shaving, so he’ll be rested and ready when the marshals come for him.

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