Christian Contortionist In Difficult Position

Bachmann has technique

All of America is waiting for our old pal One-L to weigh in on the Trump news, what with being a leading godly person, and she does not disappoint:

The best thing that Christian men and women can do, Bachmann said, is to ensure that Hillary Clinton never becomes president because she “will set a standard in this country that will lead to even more sexual assaults against women because she will be setting an anti-biblical agenda.”

Right. So it takes a sexual predator to stop sexual predators, eh One-L?

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7 Responses to Christian Contortionist In Difficult Position

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Ya know, a biblical agenda didn’t stop Josh Duggar from sexually assaulting girls.


    • Osirisopto says:

      Given the history of xtianity and sexual assault that is the biblical agenda. At least part of it. I’ll leave their proclivity for torture, genocide and other heinous acts out of it.


  2. roket says:

    Mormons know who Trump is. Now Liberty U students know who Trump is and are asking for the resignation of Jerry Falwell, Jr. The schism grows and may just turn into something spectacular. Carry on One-L. You’re doing a heck of a job.


  3. RWW says:

    That One-L doesn’t know of Trump’s predatory womanizing really speaks to what a good job Marcus does at cock-blocking.


  4. This only works if the sexual predators attend classes in sexual predation safety, regularly practice at the local sexual predation range, and obtain a license for concealed sexual predation.

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