Crazy Unkka Pat Warns Us All

Them crazy-shaped dice are the Debbil’s Tools!

And before we dismiss his ravings as an old lunatic theocrat, remember that he almost was the GOP nominee once upon a time back in the 1980s.

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7 Responses to Crazy Unkka Pat Warns Us All

  1. E.A. Blair says:

    How DARE that man have fun! How UNGODLY that he do something because he enjoys it! What’s unusual in that home is that he doesn’t keep his wife constantly pregnant, that he doesn’t keep her chained in the kitchen and that he doesn’t beat his children for saying things that aren’t bible quotes. What horrors!

    Uh….does anybody play Dungeons and Dragons™ anymore?


    • Lots of folks. I’m in a PBEM game right now, and have been playing in person and online since the 70’s, since the FIRST time Crazy Unkka Pat went off on that demonic game.


      • E.A. Blair says:

        In an earlier incarnation of myself, I worked as a game designer at TSR – my first job after college. I left there for Coleco just before a big layoff cut half the employees.


      • Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

        Do you know Erol Otus? Ermagherd, that would be friggin’ AWESOME!!!


  2. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    You know what the real danger of playing D&D was back in the day? Having about six hundred points added to your SAT score. I mean, how the hell do these kids know words like milieu, weal, and dweomer? Plus, we all know our fractions and have the multiplication tables memorized ( at least for the numbers six and eight).

    Now, roll for initiative!


  3. Pupienus Maximus says:

    I am reminded of seeing a teebee ebangelist yelling at people about Xmas decorations. “They’re putting satanic symbols in their homes and they don’t even know it! Yup, them demons is gonna jump right out of that Xmas tree and stick Satan’s red hot poker up yer ass.


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