Because It’s Never About Race

Governor Mike Pence signs Indiana's We Don't Serve Your Kind into law with the approving gaze of Indiana's various mullahs, clerics, and militia tribesmen.

Governor Mike Pence signs Indiana’s We Don’t Serve Your Kind into law with the approving gaze of Indiana’s various mullahs, clerics, and militia tribesmen.

Mike ‘Fat Termite” Pence tells us we should just stop talking about race and talk about sweet baby Jeebus instead:

Pence was answering a question posed by Bishop John Brannon who asked about how Pence as vice president could personally unite the nation…

Pence mentioned faith as his first means to reunite the country and reduce violence, but then said he thought there was too much talk of how law enforcement officers conduct themselves.

“Donald Trump and I believe there’s been far too much of this talk of institutional bias or racism within law enforcement. That police officers are human beings. In difficult and life threatening situations, mistakes are made and people have to be held to strict account,” Pence said.

Mistakes are made? Nice passive construction talking about police slaughtering unarmed citizens who happen to be Blah. No need to talk about it, but have you had the Good News?

Jeebus. What an assrocket.

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8 Responses to Because It’s Never About Race

  1. Raymond Smith says:

    Pence will make the old excuse of make mistakes until a police officer makes a mistake and arrests Trump for advocating the Assassination of Hillary Clinton. Then He and the GOP will be screaming that they ALL are being profiled!


  2. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy Ten!
    So much snark packed into so small of a post! Where to begin?
    (1) I love the nickname, Fat Termite, for Pence. I’ll be using that. He is so pasty white and nearly as pudgy as I am that it really fits. I’ll give you credit, though.
    (2) Claim Chowder, also a great term. Love the play on words there, man. Claim chowder is a dish best served hot.
    (3) It’s almost as if old Fat Termite don’t believe that institutional racism and implicit bias is a thing.
    (4) the old Fat Termite’s political career is just about over. He was sure to lose his gubernatorial re-election bid, so like so many others before him — Chris Christie has the most hang-dog look I’ve ever seen on a pol — he bit the bullet, and hitched his wagon to the long-shot of a Trump presidency in the hopes that it might give him one last shot at glory and a “good” excuse for his own failings as a human being.
    (5) Now is the part where I beg your indulgence while I pimp a blog post of my very own on the old Fat Termite. I noticed his peculiar body language as he talked about the Trump Foundation’s malfeasance earlier this week. He was shaking his head no as he was explaining that there were terrible mistakes made in that terrible no good very bad story posted in the Washington Post almost as if he knew he was lying his termitey ass off. And there was more where that came from. You can read it if you’re interested in Pence’s Body Language Betrays His Lies,


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  3. Bruce388 says:

    Dumbest VP candidate since Palin. Quayle before her.


  4. roket says:

    Pence’ subject changing skills are old fashioned and useless compared to Hair Furer’s.


  5. RWW says:

    The irony of these supposed enemies of “political correctness” determining what people shouldn’t talk about because there “has been too much of it”.


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