Because We Love A Good Apology

"I have a message in the key of Dog Whistle."

“I have a message in the key of Dog Whistle.”

The real reason that Hair Furer Donald Trump will not apologize to the Kenyan Usurper following his strange, about-face, declaration that Obama was born in the United States:

“I wanted to get on with the campaign,” Trump said on Wednesday.

We want to talk about the military. We want to talk about ISIS and get rid of ISIS. We want to talk about bringing jobs back to this area because you’ve been decimated so we just wanted to get back on the subject of jobs, military, taking care of our vets, etc.”

“Believe me,” Trump didn’t say while fingering his dog whistle.

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5 Responses to Because We Love A Good Apology

  1. laura says:

    I’ve never applied for a job where I got to dictate the terms of the interview process, or limit the questions an employer may deign to subject me to, prior to my setting the terms and conditions of employment that I demanded.
    Doing it youugely wrong all these years. Bigly

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  2. roket says:

    Hair Furer is the best subject changer EVER.

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  3. A.J. says:

    “…fingering his dog whistle. ”

    Is that another euphemism for what you really mean…?

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  4. Bruce388 says:

    “And I’m still hiding my tax returns,” Trump did not need to say.

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