News That Will Drive You to Drink

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billboard-birth-certificateIt’s come to this: Joseph Farah writing at World Nut Daily (which he founded as, and has long been ground zero of the Birfer movement) tells us:

Trump was hardly the first “birther.” Neither was I. Nor was my colleague Jerome Corsi. And neither was Hillary Clinton.

That honor belongs to one person and one person alone – Barack Obama.

I’m all ears, Joe. Tell us about it.

Obama went to extreme lengths to conceal his past. And, indeed, if he was born in the U.S. and was eligible to serve as president, he certainly did his best to create the mystery that led to the question being asked.

Yeah, what about that?!

Maybe he thought it was a sexy way to sell books, get a foreign student scholarship, attract women – who knows?

Yeah, you know those Kenyans, always about getting a woman, amirite?

Then Obama refused to release his birth certificate during his entire first term in office, despite the controversy he had ignited years earlier.

See it’s the Kenyan’s fault! QED, bitchez! But you know, like all gentlemen, Farah isn’t one to gossip. No, he’s a good man, he wouldn’t…

I won’t go into the voluminous amount of evidence of a cover-up, or all the valid reasons for questioning not only where Obama was born, but whether he had even retained citizenship when he and his mother left the country to move to Indonesia and enroll him in a Muslim school there over the objections of U.S. immigration officials concerned, at the time, about the status of his citizenship status.

I bet you won’t.

I won’t go into his missing college records, which might shed light on whether Obama had claimed to be a foreign student, as many at Columbia assumed.

Ibid.

I won’t go into the fact that his supposed “birth hospital” in Hawaii steadfastly refused to acknowledge publicly that simple fact.

Ibid.

During all that time, I never drew any conclusions about his birthplace – just that there were questions that needed to be answered.

Farah’s only asking.

Excuse me for not answering at least a dozen requests for interviews from the global media last week when Trump admitted Obama was born in the U.S. – something he actually has no evidence to conclude with any certainty.

Wow, Joe! You turned down the eyes and ear of the world?! Whadda guy! I’m sure Orly needed the exposure.

And then Farah reaches his exciting conclusion:

Instead, I prefer to thank Trump for standing up courageously in 2010 to force the issue. He had nothing to gain at the time. But, it probably led directly to his eventual nomination by the Republican Party for the presidency in 2016.

And that’s the real story of who the first “birther” really was. It was Barack Hussein Obama.

Oh, and then there’s this little, tiny announcement at the end of his column, after stating he turned down all the media in the world because, you know, he’s not one to gossip:

Media wishing to interview Joseph Farah, please contact media@wnd.com.

 

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5 Responses to News That Will Drive You to Drink

  1. roket says:

    Never forget.

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  2. I thought it was Orly Taitz….

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  3. I simply don’t understand the weird pretense at not understanding how shit works. Let’s not even get into whether Barack Obama’s citizenship is somehow uncertain–my employer knows I’m a US citizen because they asked for my Social Security card and because the SSA has a data base for checking that my name and number match their records. In order to get my valid SS card, my parents submitted documentation that proved my age, identity, and citizenship status–i.e., they saw my birth certificate. It is really hard to have a legit job in this country, without somebody checking out your paperwork. You gotta pay those payroll taxes, right?

    But even if that weren’t adequate, my mom being a US citizen means she could have had me anywhere in the world, and I’d be just as American as she is because of Section 301 G of the INA, whether my father was a US citizen or not. It literally takes a five-minute Googling session to figure out whether a person most likely has their papers in order. The dragged out “just asking questions” pretense was always about saying “This black dude can’t be president and we’ll poll test his ass for the position.”

    As to whether Trump had anything to gain? Eyeroooooooolllllllll. Farah is right. He’s the GOP presidential candidate right now. From which horrible conclusions can definitely be drawn about who the GOP is, but there you go. Some bet on black, some bet on red. He bet on white.

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  4. Bosma says:

    After reading all of that. I still have no idea of who Joesph Farra is. At least he knows it too. Maybe if the media paid more attention to him, he would become less elusive (i.e.- …..Alex Jones)

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  5. RWW says:

    Obama produced a valid birth cert in 2007/2008 as he prepared his campaign, but Farah and his far right flying monkeys never accepted it, nor the microfilmed birth announcement from 1961 in the Honolulu newspaper, nor any other evidence ever shown. They launched a smear campaign wrapped in a conspiracy theory, because that’s what Roger Stone, Alex Jones, Joe Farah, David Bossie, etc. do. That’s their con game and they are well paid for it and they are still at it and WORKING FOR DONALD TRUMP.

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