Somewhere, Orly Taitz Is Smiling

Lying Liar Lies

"If I'm lying, may God... hey! I didn't finish!"

“If I’m lying, may God… hey! I didn’t finish!”

Well, slap my ass and call me Kenyan! Trump Inc. has released a statement on Trump’s Birtherism:

“Hillary Clinton’s campaign first raised this issue to smear then-candidate Barack Obama in her very nasty, failed 2008 campaign for President. This type of vicious and conniving behavior is straight from the Clinton Playbook. As usual, however, Hillary Clinton was too weak to get an answer. Even the MSNBC show Morning Joe admits that it was Clinton’s henchmen who first raised this issue, not Donald J. Trump.

In 2011, Mr. Trump was finally able to bring this ugly incident to its conclusion by successfully compelling President Obama to release his birth certificate. Mr. Trump did a great service to the President and the country by bringing closure to the issue that Hillary Clinton and her team first raised. Inarguably, Donald J. Trump is a closer. Having successfully obtained President Obama’s birth certificate when others could not, Mr. Trump believes that President Obama was born in the United States.

Mr. Trump is now totally focused on bringing jobs back to America, defeating radical Islamic terrorism, taking care of our veterans, introducing school choice opportunities and rebuilding and making our inner cities safe again.” – Jason Miller, Senior Communications Advisor

And now, for farts and giggles, let’s check a date-time stamp, shall we?

Politifact rates Trump’s assertion that Clinton started birtherism as a lie.

Also, too: this statement comes from Trump’s campaign, not from Hair Furer hisself, and to quote the mango-hued shit-gibbon:

Sorry Jason, your statement is inoperable.

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9 Responses to Somewhere, Orly Taitz Is Smiling

  1. RWW says:

    That clever Hillary masterfully punked Donald into spending millions of dollars and years of his time chasing down the Obama birth story only to have it all blow up in his stupid orange face. That alone qualifies her to be president!


  2. Bosma says:

    Donald trump will have you know that the whole birther movement was started by a Clinton supporter during that campaign. It’s true. Very very very true. And that Clinton supporter, who you may know, was Donald trump. Clearly, this is very troubling for the Clinton campaign in this election..


  3. Bruce388 says:

    I had my heart set on learning what Trump’s investigators found in Hawai’i. Trump told us it was amazing.


  4. quakerinabasement says:

    Mango-hued? No, I’d say he’s more of a Cheeto color. Mangoes are natural.


  5. spocko says:

    Thank you for remembering Orly Taitz! I think some mainstream media interviews with her are in order! If I remember correctly she is really good on camera. If she declines the opportunity the bookers can tell her it could help both her dental practice and her law practice!

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