One Flew Over The Bachmann’s Nest

Philip Haney is a former Department of Homeland Security, who was the “whistle-blower” who our old pal One-L depended on to help her foment conspiracies about Mooselimbs infiltrating the government. Let’s listen in as Haney tells us about how The Almighty helped him:

As Gawd is my waitress, water seeks its own level.

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7 Responses to One Flew Over The Bachmann’s Nest

  1. M. Bouffant says:

    Man. Dude’s so white I thought he was wearing socks w/ his sandals. Why no Biblical robe to go w/ the sandals?

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  2. RWW says:

    Haney will make a perfect border agent for Hair Furer. Jesus will tell him who is and who isn’t a Muslim with 100% infallibility.

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  3. David says:

    i might consider taking him more seriously if he was wearing nice sweat pants

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  4. why are they filming in a dentist’s waiting room?

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  5. apacapacas says:

    Waitaminit here, folks! We don’t know (ok, *I* don’t know) quite which version of jesusosity this Haney guy espouses. Is he gonna police the penises at the restroom door? Is he gonna replace the Ten Commandment monument Judge Moore got de-benched because of? Is he gonna tell us we can’t wear burkinis (or bikinis, for that matter) to the beach? What is his version all about?

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  6. roket says:

    How many times has then guy been struck by lightning?

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