Karma is a Bitch

Jeebus weeps

Jeebus weeps

Anti-Gay Hate Group Leader Tony Perkins Unsure Why God Destroyed His Home

Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council, said Wednesday that both his home and the local church he pastors were heavily damaged in what he called “the flood of biblical proportions” that struck Louisiana over the weekend.

But Perkins, who once blamed the Boston marathon bombing on “sexual liberalism” in Massachusetts, is still trying to figure out why God targeted him and his family.

“We’re gonna look for what God’s gonna do in this,” Perkins told FRC’s Washington Watch radio show. “I’m asking those questions and I’m going to see.” 

‘Tis a mystery. Putz.

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18 Responses to Karma is a Bitch

  1. E.A. Blair says:

    It’s simple. God Hates Assholes.

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Jim says:

    Always amazed at how the theocrats personalize everything. Why would the creator of the universe decided to personally single out poor Tony and his church. I know 5 year olds with greater self-awareness than this idiot.

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  3. E.A. Blair says:

    His next house is going to be build next to Ken Ham’s Ark Encounter, just in case…


    • E.A. Blair says:

      Typo apology: “built”.

      Liked by 1 person

    • tengrain says:

      I was teasing an ESL teacher friend of mine by saying that if her students needed to understand irony, tell them that the Ark Park was washed away in a flood.



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      • Jim says:

        Seriously, irony actually needs to be included in high school curricula much more (grade schoolers are naturally that way) since it is actually a key component of critical thinking. And without critical thinking, humans as a species would not have survived and won’t in the future. No snark this time.


  4. roket says:

    I’m sure his god will tell him to contact FEMA asap.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. John Rogers says:

    I think the conclusion is obvious that Perkins has been up to some really hinky stuff and this is God’s judgment.

    Liked by 1 person

  6. Mark E. Bye says:

    Maybe it’s time for Tony to come “out”.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Osirisopto says:

    In true swag artisan style his God wants him to come home so his followers will need to foot the bill.


  8. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    I guess he couldn’t hide the “boom boom room” full of latex-clad sheep from the eyes of his omniscient god.

    Liked by 2 people

  9. Bruce388 says:

    Dearest brothers and sisters,

    God doesn’t give a shit.


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