All Aboard The SS Trump (The Morning Trump Dump Round-Up)

The SS Minnow, with Trump at the helm.

The SS Minnow, with Trump at the helm.

So this all happened in just one news cycle for Hair Furer Donald Trump:

  • After saying he wouldn’t endorse him, Trump endorsed Zombie-eyed Granny-starver Paul Ryan
  • Ditto: Grandpa Walnuts
  • Ditto: the new-and-improved third amiga, the Traitor Joe back-up unit, Sen. Kelly Ayotte
  • Trump insulted Japan:“You know we have a treaty with Japan, where if Japan is attacked, we have to use the full force and might of the United States,” he said.“If we’re attacked, Japan doesn’t have to do anything. They can sit home and watch Sony television, OK?”
  • Trump now claims legal immigrants are a threat:At a rally in Portland, Maine, on Thursday afternoon, Trump provided a lengthy explanation of why he thinks the United States needs to be skeptical of immigrants from many countries, even if they follow the legal process…“We’re letting people come in from terrorist nations that shouldn’t be allowed because you can’t vet them,” Trump said. “There’s no way of vetting them. You have no idea who they are. This could be the great Trojan horse of all time.”
  • …which lead to the sploidy-head moment of Paul LePage actually offering cogent advice:
  • Melania Trump may have immigrated here illegally.
  • Contradicting his populist pitchfork message, Trump releases the names of his 13-white guy billionaire economic advisors.
  • And in a non-sexually harassing way, Hair Furer might have tried convincing his female employees to pose for Playboy.

I can hardly wait to see what today brings us.

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9 Responses to All Aboard The SS Trump (The Morning Trump Dump Round-Up)

  1. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    “The great Trojan Horse of all time”, eh? It’s like he’s trolling the Y’all Qaeda bubba-mullahs now.


  2. sad says:

    Nice boat.


  3. roket says:

    Losing votes like the sand through an hourglass. These are the days of our Frankenstein.


  4. Maxx says:

    That hideous laugh at his own stupid remark pretty much sums up LePage.


  5. HarpoSnarx says:

    The Howie Carr Show is the right-tard intellectual trash compactor for drive-time Goopers speeding up and down Rte 93 with one hand on the wheel and the other – well you don’t want to know.

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  6. Redhand says:

    As an immigration lawyer I find his wife’s “illegal alien” issues to be hilarious.

    His reservations about “insufficient vetting” of legal immigrants from “terrorist countries” OTOH are simply sick: the product of a diseased mind. You can bet in making these wild charges he hasn’t a clue what about the extensive security checks that do occur.


  7. Osirisopto says:

    Playboy? Bastard should get a knee in the nuts… If you could find them.
    Reminds me of lyrics front NIN Only “there is no you there is only me”

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