Petunia and Pals Wins The Morning!

Because of course you would invite on Herman Cain, the pizza guy who didn’t get nominated in 2012 to bloviate about how Trump will win in 2016:

1 – 2- 3: easy as bread. You just need everyone to vote for Trump, and then Trump wins! Why didn’t I think of that?!

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6 Responses to Petunia and Pals Wins The Morning!

  1. roket says:

    What a coincidence. When every Hispanic votes Democrat, the Democrats would win. Guess the only difference is I didn’t say IF.


  2. IF only they were that monolithic. There will always be those like Cruzio and the Rube who will vote to perpetuate the scam rather than for the good of the country.


  3. Bruce388 says:

    Why, it’s just as easy as calling Domino’s, right, Herman?


  4. moeman says:

    He’s one of their African Americans.

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  5. C Montgomery Burns says:

    I guess the decision to ask him what he thought of the KKK endorsing Hair Trumps was to high-brow for their viewers.

    Teleprompters = scary.
    White supremists = clean sheets.


  6. Pupienus Maximus says:

    “1-2-3 easy as bread” Three numbers. 1+2 is 3. Three 3’s is what? That’s right, NINE! Three times, NINE NINE NINE!

    Easy as cake. Numerology doesn’t lie.


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