Let’s Play Telephone With Jonah Goldberg! (UPDATED)

World's Best Son and Legacy Hire

World’s Best Son and Legacy Hire

This takes some brass: World’s Best Son(R) and legacy hire Jonah Goldberg addresses the David Effing Brooks column about Hillary Clinton:

Hillary Clinton is unpopular because she’s inauthentic and a very bad and brazen liar. Brooks is right that Clinton has dedicated her life to what he calls “public service.” And that’s fair enough. But she’s also dedicated her life to the pursuit of power — and it shows. She’s a partisan, vindictive, and somewhat paranoid public figure who is about as good at faking sincerity as she is at faking laughter. I’ve been hearing for years that Clinton needs to show “the real Hillary.” Her own consultants talked last summer about releasing “Hillary 5.0.” 

One can argue, reasonably well, that there would be no authentic Doughy Pantload if there was no Lucianne Goldberg > Linda Tripp > Monica Lewinski. And that, friends, is all the public service that you will ever find at chez Goldberg, which is the definition of power-hungry vindictiveness.

(I’m not a Brooks-ologist, so please visit Yastreblyansky for his take on David Brooks, and I imagine Driftglass is furiously pounding his keyboard, too. I’ll link if I’m right and he is woking on it.)

UPDATE 1: Yup, Driftglass was on it.

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6 Responses to Let’s Play Telephone With Jonah Goldberg! (UPDATED)

  1. roket says:

    Jonah Goldberg v3.14159∞ speaks, then eats more pie.

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  2. A.J. says:

    Flipped!

    But Trump’s also dedicated his life to the pursuit of power – and it shows. He’s a partisan, vindictive, and somewhat paranoid public figure who is about as good at faking sincerity as he is at faking laughter.

    Reads about the same, Doughy.

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  3. Pupienus Maximus says:

    The Doughy Pantload needs a sammich stuffed in his … everywhere.

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  4. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    The “National Review” would have been better off if they had hired the semen stain on Monica’s dress rather than Doughbob.

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  5. Bruce388 says:

    Bartcop used to run a cartoon of Jonah’s mother orally pleasuring LBJ. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

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