News That Will Drive You To Drink

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Sweet baby Jeebus with the worlds worst undercut and fade hair, what the EFF does it take? Even Trey ‘In the Upright Position’ Gowdy says that nothing could have been done differently to affect the outcome in benghazi! Benghazi! BENGHAZI!!1!

…and yet the investigation witch hunt will continue.

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7 Responses to News That Will Drive You To Drink

  1. apacapacas says:

    Gowdy and his committee have to have something to do, since because they are republicans, they can’t get any real congressional work done while Obama is president.


  2. Nora Daly says:

    Fiscal conservatives my fine azz!


    • Sirius Lunacy says:

      Fiscal conservatives indeed! They had the foresight to cut the budget that would have provided more protection to our embassies around the world so that they can now afford to continue to hold these hearings on why an embassy wasn’t properly protected without placing undue burden on the taxpayer. Extremely fart smellers I say.


      • Bruce388 says:

        Republicans cut the budget for embassy security AFTER Benghazi, too. Future attacks mean future hearings.


  3. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    In a functional society, Gowdy would be working in a chicken processing plant for minimum wage and all the beaks and feet he could eat.


  4. Osirisopto says:

    But was there a blow job?


  5. MDavis says:

    Elijah Cummings (D – Awesome) has a response.


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