Asking Pennsylvania how is their most famous—and dead—child molester-enabler* is, you know, kinda stupid.
*Scissorhead Mattyboy caught my error, my regrets.
How are all of the dead Pennsylvanians? Still dead?
“Butter up the rubes with talk of their local sportball teams and cheap domestic lagers.”
Jerry Sandusky’s doing fine, though, thanks for asking.
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