One Lump of Stupid or Two, Jonah?

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World’s Best Son and Legacy Hire

World’s Best Son® and legacy hire Jonah Goldberg writing at the old-school white power rag’s online presence the NRO (the most intellectually dishonest rest stop on the information superhighway) is trying to sell (cheap!) some broken-down floor samples at the GOP convention:

“Cruz would be the most likely victor in a floor fight, but that isn’t assured. The longer the balloting goes, the more likely it is that the bitter and bleary-eyed delegates will opt to order off-menu. That’s what Kasich is allegedly counting on. But Kasich is widely disliked, and it might be a good deal easier to find a unifying candidacy in, say, Rick Perry, Scott Walker, Nikki Haley, or Mike Pence.

Doughy Pantload makes Bloody Bill Kristol look like Nostradamus.

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8 Responses to One Lump of Stupid or Two, Jonah?

  1. Perdurabo says:

    “Off menu”? Was someone’s stomach rumbling, and the sweet, tangy wing sauce beckoning?


  2. C Montgomery Burns says:

    While we’re at it, throw in $nowball $nookie for the win!


  3. Blue Gal says:

    Kasich is widely disliked but Cruz isn’t? You’re right, Kristol is jealous at this point….

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  4. Kandace says:

    Mike Pence? Well that explains him signing that ridiculous abortion bill last week after praying about it and then telling all of us here in Indiana about his personal conversation with God. It was all yute speak to help get him nominated.


  5. A.J. says:

    “Kasich is widely disliked…”

    When the hell did that happen? Did I miss something about his wife, ‘cuz that seems to be the issue with the GOP these days?


  6. Bruce388 says:

    That came out wrong. He meant Kasich is disliked by wide people. Such as Doughy Pantload.


  7. roket says:

    The King of Wishful Thinking makes a wish. All in a days work for an intellectual conservative.


  8. M. Bouffant says:

    Oh yeah, Dr. Trumpenstein’s Little Monsters are going to go gaga for Nikki Haley, woo-man & secret Sikh.


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