Remember Scissorheads: If you cannot say anything nice, come sit next to me.
I hope they bury her on her knees.
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God I love you.
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Scalia, Reagan–it’s Hell’s Harvest. Put on your dancing shoes, Nancy. You’re about to wear dresses of iron, jewelry of manacles, and tiaras of nails.
I think Nancy’s dance card will be full for all eternity.
Maybe I’ll be able to finally stop writing “… and Henry Kissinger is still alive” after every new obit.
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Satan will throw an extra log on the fire when Hank joins his pals.
Never understood the level of acceptance, if not elder statesperson respect, she received.
She took Ronald Reagan, an amiable, vaguely anti-communist dunce, who appreciated a woman who, by all accounts, could suck the truck off of a trailer hitch, and turned him, by way of her daddy, into the re-incarnation of the host of Kandarian demons.
He proceeded to do more damage to America than a Power Ranger giant-ass widget made of a Confederacy torso, Russian pinkie toe, and the sucking anus of Falwell.
She, even dumber than him, nevertheless did enormous bad for humanity. May she be in hell blowing Satan (while kicking Scalia in the balls, ‘cuz we must still pay attention to priorities.)
Reagan advanced the Powell memo project beyond the dreams of our vicious billionaire ruling class.
Obviously, the Wall St. Dems have zero interest in rolling any of it back. So Sanders 2016 for me.
I’ve still got this 1/2-full bottle of rum. Scootch over.
On my way, Monkeyfister! — TG
True Story: my parents had a picture of me sitting on Nancy’s lap (they were somewhat friends of the Reagans), and I’m red-faced, screaming, and tears running down my cheeks. They put it in one of those hinged frames on top of the teevee. Oh, the picture on the other side of the hinge? Me sitting on Santa’s lap, grinning from ear-to-ear.
So you see, I come by it naturally.
When I was employed in the banking industry Nance came to our bldg. to say NO!, & I was in a group of wage-slaves recruited to stand next to her for a photo op which ran in the corporate house organ, when they were printed on paper. Alas, I’ve lost all my copies of it.
And my Republican mother always said that Nancy just wanted to be the queen, & convinced Ronnie to make it happen for her. So we can lay the blame for the downfall of these United Snakes directly at her no-doubt fashionably-shod feet.
I’m looking forward to seeing those for some future Christmas post, Ten. Saint Nicholas on one side, the Krampus on the other.
When my parents moved, they created a hallway that my siblings called the Walk of Shame. It had all the famous republicans that they knew, and always with someone in the family posing with them. It went up on that hallway, and oddly disappeared after they died.
‘Tis a mystery.
The song works for Nancy, too
I once read that Nancy claimed we all love the smell of our own farts.
Now she has passed. One has nothing to do with the other. Just that the fart thing is all remember about her.
And TG- I have what is left of a bottle of rye that makes nifty old fashioneds, so can I have a lace on the couch?
Place. F’n iPad.
That’s a lovely remembrance.
Raygun had really big hands.
I’ll join you guys as soon as I find a corkscrew.
Remember SCISSORHEADS: If you cannot say anything nice, come sit next to me.
This is one reason I love Tengrain and MockPaperScissors. So many other sites with comment sections are just the opposite of that.
Who will dig her up and kill her again? Along with Ronny’s and Scalia’s unrolling corpses?
Inspite of Gandhi, there are no sacred cows. At least not here.
Sacred cows make great burgers.
unROTTING corpses. Sheesh. Although there is something poetic about unrolling corpses.
This is all very interesting but will no one think of Peggy Noonan?
Of course. How dreadfully bad-mannered of us.
I hope Peggy joins both Reagans in Hell where Ronald uses her for a footstool and Nancy makes her ears into necklaces.
Oooooohhh, the hate-gin is flowing freely –
“He was waiting for me, me!, I-uuurp HE WAS WAITING FOR ME! That, thatthatthat unpleasant hussy! MANUEL!, you, you mimmimgrant, Bombay and keep it coming, like I’d be BECAUSE HE WAS WAITING FOR”•thunk•
Also: Sunday. https://t.co/gEKzjtome3— Tengrain (@Tengrain) March 6, 2016
Way ahead of me, as usual. Pegster will be sobbing over the shoe.
She really must be suffering.
I’m guessing Ms Noonington is hip deep in Mai Tais about now. Luckily, she recently swanned into Bob’s Big Liquor Emporium so she is well stocked (for now).
Which GOP front runner will wear this on their sleeve best? Predictions? I’m going Rubio. He already claims to be a Reagan child. Let’s see if his mommy issues make the main stage.
I think Cruz once escorted Nancy Diet Pills down the aisle at the Reagan Library, so I’m putting my money on that smarmy summabitch.
If emotional exploitation is involved Toronto Ted is the one to bet on.
If it’s gullibility, my money’s on Vulagmort.
See? This what a lot sites admonish:
No personal attacks on her in comments please. We don’t speak ill of the dead here on the occasion of their death.
Fuck that shit. The dead WERE ill, or they wouldn’t be dead.
Purplehead: if I didn’t speak well of her when she was alive, I’m not going to suddenly become pious about her now.
In the spirit of what Bette Davis said of Joan Crawford: “I was told only to speak good of the dead, Nancy Reagan is dead….good!”
E.A. Blair – it is always good to recall the classics.
May she be reincarnated as an African-American lesbian with a drug addiction. Let her enjoy the fruits of her work for a couple decades.
I’ll say something nice about her: She seemed to have a nice relationship with Mr T… though she would have done her level best to keep him from voting.
I wonder if her last words were “Just say no”.
I have a painting of Nancy Reagan snorting cocaine. It’s from a greeting card with the caption “Fly High, America!”. Give me an email to send it to and I’ll share it with the Scissorheads.
Tengrain was here!
(EA Blair has sent another Nancy Reagan pix entitled, Eat Your Heart Out Jackie O, which I refuse to embedd, but for those of you with strong constitutions, you can click the link. But fair warning: sleepless and sweaty nights will ensue all the rest of your days!)
Blaire: Tengrain AT mockpaperscissors DOT com
My absolute favorite cartoon in the late and lamented SPY magazine was of Nancy scooping up the white house china, crystal, and silverware into a bag and the caption underneath said something about “Nancy Reagan prepares to leave the White House.”
Sleepless and sweaty nights will ensue all the rest of your days!
I clicked. I saw. I regretted.
Couple good shots of Her Hollywood Majesty here.
Great video. It even has the scene where Nancy cued Ronnie with “We’re doing everything we can,” as he stood there being stupid.
Peggington Noonington approves this message.
Hell’s Digital Message Board: March 6, 2016:
See Debbie Schlussel’s brilliant takedown of Michelle Obama on the
Twitteration: Nancy Reagan brought style & glamour back to the White House & Then Michelle Hussein Obama Took It Away. RIP
She is mainlining I reckon, through an eyesocket.
Schussel is really a piece of work. TBogg has some more comments up at Raw Story; amazing how The New Confederacy are using Nancy’s death to go racist on Michele Obama.
How delightful it would be to see Michele O go to the funeral as BHO’s rep.
She could or should first place a mirror under her nose to see if she’s still breathing then stick a few pins in her to see if it rotting corpse wakes.
Now that would piss off the NC.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Then tell me, future boy, who’s President of the United States in 1985?
Marty McFly: Ronald Reagan.
Dr. Emmett Brown: Ronald Reagan? The actor?
[chuckles in disbelief]
Dr. Emmett Brown: Then who’s vice president? Jerry Lewis?
[rushing out and down a hill toward his laboratory]
Dr. Emmett Brown: I suppose Jane Wyman is the First Lady!
EA – that’s a classic, I totally forgot about it, too! Many thanks — TG
And I forgot about this song:
Seems suspicious to me that a 94 year old cocksucker like Nancy could just fall over like that. Will there be an investigation? It’s odd that her psychic didn’t warn her about the coming foul play, could he have been behind it?
Oh well, let’s all sing the spiritual together, “Ding Dong the witch is,,,,”
Nancy Raygun was no witch, wicked or othewise. The most she could aspire to was bitch.
I love you guys. Seriously.
I – I ~ ~SOB~ ~ I LOVE you guys!
What I want to know:
How can someone so young die of congestive heart failure? How?
Damn you Obama!
Damn you Obamacare!!!
Maybe Mojo Nixon can deliver the eulogy at Nancy’s funeral:
Hot damn, Mojo Nixon I totally forgot about this one.
I’ve had this postcard on my bookcase for decades. I couldn’t bear to send it to anyone because I was selfish.
I think we need to share a bottle of Pernod and talk about the ’80s. That was lovely, Purplehead.
Thank you, B**4. I remember those lyrics. The subversive pushback was much needed in those dark times.
I was not disposed to speak well of the dead…https://empireofthesenseless.wordpress.com/2016/03/07/fuck-you-ronald-reagan-and-your-cocksucking-wife/
I am a bit surprised that you spitballers never posted “Tramp The Dirt Down” before i did….
Ack. I see someone did. My apps-pologies. Spitballers on the ball…
Thanks all, I knew I wouldn’t be disappointed:-)
After seeing that cocksucker’s hagiographies overwhelm every single morning “news” show today, I really needed the proper perspective you delightfully foulmouthed folks provided. Thank you!
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