¡JEB! the Smartest Bush® is suspending his campaign, following his fifth-place finish behind John ‘Who Me?’ Kasich* in South Carolina.

The Bush Crime Family Franchise is well and truly f***ed. Thanks a lot, Chimpy!

*Kasich held no campaign events at all.

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19 Responses to GOAT DOWN!

  1. purplehead says:

    81 million quatloos, dead, Jim. Wow. What a lotta bucks for nada.

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  2. moeman says:

    Submission accomplished.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. lisahgolden says:

    Who could have guessed that trotting out W (heh heh) wouldn’t be the ace in the hole the Bush clan expected it to be? I guess reminding military families about sending them to a bogus war, impoverishing many of them and all that war profiteering back-fired.

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  4. Perdurabo says:

    That’s a pretty loud toilet ya got there Jeb.


  5. Bruce388 says:

    Chalk up another failure for Chimpy. A failure that stands in marked contrast to the 2000 election, 9/11, Afghanistan, EyeRack, the worst financial crisis since 1929….

    Now Chimpy can teach ¡Jeb! how to paint his feet.

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  6. It’s pretty impressive that Dubya’s Disaster took down the whole goddam dynasty. Gonna be some UNCOMFORTABLE family dinners for a while….

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  7. Big Bad Bald Bastard says:

    Neil Bush 2020! Won’t you fucking peasants EVER forget?

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    • tengrain says:

      What’s the name of “The Little Brown Ones” again? Maybe one of them?

      Also there was a red-haired one who was a smirking dead ringer for Chimpy. Poppy Bush was saying he was the one.




  8. FlemmishSpy says:

    Please stop clapping.


  9. Pissed in NYC says:

    It’s been a good week. Looks like the “elites” better get used to surprises. Love watching the end of one political dynasty. Hope another follows.

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  10. Osirisopto says:

    , Jeb, earns his rightful place in history.


  11. EvilleMike says:

    So, what’re ya tryin’ to tell me, TG?

    OK OK, you were right and I was wrong. Poor Jeb is dead.


  12. C Montgomery Burns says:

    I miss him already………ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


  13. Kandace says:

    Finally, a Bush with an exit plan.

    Liked by 2 people

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