“Some Say,” Some Said (Part Infinity)

"If I... Were KING... of the Forrrrrrrrrrrrest!"

“If I… Were KING… of the Forrrrrrrrrrrrest!”

Tiger Beat on the Potomac (thanks Charlie!) breathlessly tells us that ¡JEB! The Smartest Bush’s® campaign donors are saying his campaign ends after South Carolina (seething hotbed of unbridled lust), and as is their tradition cite no sources! TBOTP Wins The Mornings!®:

And even some of his confidants are suddenly dejected after a dispiriting week capped off by South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley rejecting Bush in favor of Marco Rubio.

“What a kick in the balls,” said one of Bush’s closest supporters, one of the more than a dozen major Bush donors interviewed for this story.

As is our custom, let’s examine who says what:

  • said one of Bush’s closest supporters
  • said a Florida-based fundraiser
  • that donor said
  • one donor on the email chain said
  • Bush himself wasn’t on the line when one donor asked
  • said one donor
  • one Florida-based Bush donor said
  • one Washington, D.C., bundler paraphrased Bush’s message to him
  • he continued
  • two others close to Bush have been insisting
  • one longtime Bush ally said
  • said a Florida Bush supporter who’s been close to the family for the better part of three decades
  • one of Bush’s most loyal Florida backers privately admitted
  • another Florida-based Bush supporter said
  • one Jeb alumnus said

With stellar sourcing like that, who can argue with the premise that ¡JEB! is about to drop out of The 2016 Goat Rodeo?

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3 Responses to “Some Say,” Some Said (Part Infinity)

  1. I’m starting to feel sorry for the guy…

    …wait, what the hell am I saying?


  2. moeman says:

    Good ol’ ‘hollow points’ ¡jeb! will have lots of time to play with his new gun.


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